by Footy Chick » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:34 pm
Gatt_Weasel wrote:if they (Walkerville) dont win the flag ill run around the block of my street naked :) you can grab a chair and enjoy the view
by Booney » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:40 pm
by woodublieve12 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:43 pm
Booney wrote:This will be, FANTASTIC.
Tip 1 - Make sure she does her pelvic floor exercises. ( This is done by pretending to hold a wee in ). If you don't get her to do this, for the remainder of your life you will need to be no further than 13 linear metres from a toilet. You will be jaw on the floor stunned at how quickly half a glass of champagne can expedite itself through your significant other.
by Booney » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:50 pm
by Johno6 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:51 pm
by Booney » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:52 pm
by woodublieve12 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:56 pm
by HH3 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:59 pm
woodublieve12 wrote:Chances of getting much sympathy for anything for a very long time is almost at nil... winning an argument - nil....
by Johno6 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 4:01 pm
HH3 wrote:woodublieve12 wrote:Chances of getting much sympathy for anything for a very long time is almost at nil... winning an argument - nil....
This applies to any male when in the company of any female at any time. Not necessarily a pregnant one.
by woodublieve12 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 5:37 pm
by cracka » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:18 pm
by tigerpie » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:22 pm
by smac » Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:18 am
by Phantom Gossiper » Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:59 am
by woodublieve12 » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:06 am
by Booney » Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:09 am
by MatteeG » Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:04 am
Booney wrote:If you say "You're looking good today babe" it would most likely be interpreted as you saying she looked like a hippopotamus yesterday.
If a complete stranger, most likely someone serving you at a baby goods store ( LMAO - good luck in those joints!! ) says "You're looking good today" it will be seen as an amazing compliment, that you, you bastard, never offer.
helicopterking wrote:Flaggies will choke. Always have.
by Booney » Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:11 am
by HH3 » Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:19 am
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