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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby valleys07 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:14 pm

Footy Chick wrote:I know Mrs Valleys

If Valleys is in the doghouse - he wouldn't be a stranger to the first two statements above


:lol:

Or "the look"- either or :lol:

Booney wrote:Or better yet, when you've managed to persuade 'er indoors that it really is a good idea, junior will either wake up hungry, end up in bed with you, shit itself or all of the above. You've only then got to wait for the next new Moon to be back on board.


I dont know why i found this funny- but it certainly will be true.

@ WUB12- are you sure any good comes of this mate? :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:18 pm

valleys07 wrote:
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Prepare yourself for plenty of "don't touch me's", "I'm not even close to being in the mood", "not now, you'll wake the baby" and then there's my personal favourite as she looks in the mirror naked, "YOU F#CKING DID THIS TO ME!!!"

Good luck with that mate :lol:


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Never got the last one spargo, have to be bloody patient...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:24 pm

valleys07 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:I know Mrs Valleys

If Valleys is in the doghouse - he wouldn't be a stranger to the first two statements above


:lol:

Or "the look"- either or :lol:

Booney wrote:Or better yet, when you've managed to persuade 'er indoors that it really is a good idea, junior will either wake up hungry, end up in bed with you, shit itself or all of the above. You've only then got to wait for the next new Moon to be back on board.


I dont know why i found this funny- but it certainly will be true.

@ WUB12- are you sure any good comes of this mate? :lol:

:lol: it does...
As i said, have to be bloody patient...
Nappies i thought i'd struggle with, piece of piss!!!

my wife hates it, but my sleeping improved after my daughter was born... My wife had no problems feeding, and i didn't push expressing so i could do it during the night, i think i woke up a couple of times... :D however won't be so lucky next time... :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:39 pm

The second child is a walk in the park ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:39 pm

did you know the lady before the walk in the park?
Or did you meet her there?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:41 pm

Boom tish!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:41 pm

Johno6 wrote:did you know the lady before the walk in the park?
Or did you meet her there?


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:42 pm

when you turn 30, dad jokes become more regular
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:43 pm

Crap, I'd hate to see what happens when you actually become a dad then!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:44 pm

I have 10 nieces and nephews, hence the dad jokes......

when I become a parent I will be a lot more mature tho and only talk about facts
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:45 pm

Johno6 wrote:when you turn 30, dad jokes become more regular

i have been doing dad jokes well before i become a dad... love them... i find them hilarious, and so should others...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:45 pm

When I turned 13, they became almost constant.

I had a beauty yesterday. A friend of the missus's wrote "Let the house hunting begin...." on Facebook. I was the first to comment with "You're gonna need a big arse gun"...

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:47 pm

I can honestly say I am probably the funniest person on this site, besides squids and about 20-30 other ppl
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:48 pm

HH3 wrote:When I turned 13, they became almost constant.

I had a beauty yesterday. A friend of the missus's wrote "Let the house hunting begin...." on Facebook. I was the first to comment with "You're gonna need a big arse gun"...

Oh how we laughed

bravo

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:48 pm

As long as you make yourself laugh, thats all that matters.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:49 pm

if I didn't laugh at this site I wouldn't use it.

theres a couple of hoity toity's but 90% of the ppl are good value and have a laugh...... mostly at my expense.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:51 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:
HH3 wrote:When I turned 13, they became almost constant.

I had a beauty yesterday. A friend of the missus's wrote "Let the house hunting begin...." on Facebook. I was the first to comment with "You're gonna need a big arse gun"...

Oh how we laughed

bravo

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Thanks mate.

I dont think she got it, so it went down well.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:52 pm

HH3 wrote:As long as you make yourself laugh, thats all that matters.

couldn't agree more...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:54 pm

Johno6 wrote:if I didn't laugh at this site I wouldn't use it.

theres a couple of hoity toity's but 90% of the ppl are good value and have a laugh...... mostly at my expense.


Johno, I had a look for these posts where people have a laugh at your expense, but I simply couldn't find them. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby valleys07 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 4:01 pm

Booney wrote:
Johno6 wrote:if I didn't laugh at this site I wouldn't use it.

theres a couple of hoity toity's but 90% of the ppl are good value and have a laugh...... mostly at my expense.


Johno, I had a look for these posts where people have a laugh at your expense, but I simply couldn't find them. ;)


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