Things that give you the sh1ts

[Dogwatcher]

I don't work for a council and have spent many years talking about the good and bad things they do. I do, however, have to agree with my ol' pal Ron Burgundy.

[nuggety goodness]

banks... absolutely useless!!!

and councils... they expect the world and give nothing in return!!!

Council probably installed that rock you live under. but if they didn't, they probably...

maintain that path that you walked along before you sat in the bus shelter waiting for the bus that drives along that road before it drops you to work. When you knock off, you might go to your local football oval that is crisply mowed, or put your kids, or nieces or nephews on the playground before going home. When you get home, you bring in the bins that were collected that day to save you the hassle of dumping them.

Someone works for the council

i apologise, that was a bit extreme... I appreciate the good work the council does, my mum used to work for the council so I have a fair understanding...

however, it frustrates me that it can take up to 10 weeks to look at a piece of paper that cost over $400 to lodge. no work needs to be done, just a simple answer to a commercial change of use form...

[Alaska]

banks... absolutely useless!!!

and councils... they expect the world and give nothing in return!!!

Council probably installed that rock you live under. but if they didn't, they probably...

maintain that path that you walked along before you sat in the bus shelter waiting for the bus that drives along that road before it drops you to work. When you knock off, you might go to your local football oval that is crisply mowed, or put your kids, or nieces or nephews on the playground before going home. When you get home, you bring in the bins that were collected that day to save you the hassle of dumping them.

Someone works for the council

i apologise, that was a bit extreme... I appreciate the good work the council does, my mum used to work for the council so I have a fair understanding...

however, it frustrates me that it can take up to 10 weeks to look at a piece of paper that cost over $400 to lodge. no work needs to be done, just a simple answer to a commercial change of use form...

Ha rookie mistake $20 with the form all OK!

[Johno6]

Pollard **** me off.
not a big fan of him at all anymore

[woodublieve12]

Stirring a certain someone on here about getting there tonsils out, and now i've got a very sore throat and feel very average. Bloody karma

[Johno6]

Haha.

It gets better. I just had to buy nasal spray for it before I have op

$55!!

[Footy Chick]

Haha.

It gets better. I just had to buy nasal spray for it before I have op

$55!!

$55 - is that nasonex - and it still didn't help me!

[wristwatcher]

F#cktards who attempt to turn right across main north road during peak hour and not moving their car to near the middle of the road so other traffic that have a clue can turn left. No driving awareness, no consideration, no idea

[Johno6]

Haha.

It gets better. I just had to buy nasal spray for it before I have op

$55!!

$55 - is that nasonex - and it still didn't help me!

Yep. Spot on

Would've hated to see price if I didn't get the generic brand.

[Footy Chick]

Nah, the actual nasonex brand isn't that much more, only $5 or so.. I didn't even get offered a generic!

[Johno6]

my missus just said i shouldve got the proper one, the generic one prob wont do anything.

awesome.


wouldve rather put that $55 on a late mal

[Squids]

Not catching any fish

[the big bang]

F#cktards who attempt to turn right across main north road during peak hour and not moving their car to near the middle of the road so other traffic that have a clue can turn left. No driving awareness, no consideration, no idea

yep.

a killer down here in Victor with a zillion old people is waiting at an intersection for a car to go past for you to pull out*,they get to about 10m away, then indicate to turn down the road you're currently sitting on waiting, meaning you din't actually have to wait for them. happens at least 3 times a day.

[Squids]

F#cktards who attempt to turn right across main north road during peak hour and not moving their car to near the middle of the road so other traffic that have a clue can turn left. No driving awareness, no consideration, no idea

yep.

a killer down here in Victor with a zillion old people is waiting at an intersection for a car to go past for you to pull out*,they get to about 10m away, then indicate to turn down the road you're currently sitting on waiting, meaning you din't actually have to wait for them. happens at least 3 times a day.

Don't get me started on f'tards on Main South Road this arvo

[CENTURION]

WESLO

[Squids]

People walking the street with their eyes glued to their 'smart phones'.

[Failed Creation]

People walking the street with their eyes glued to their 'smart phones'.

Same goes for people who are driving while doing the same.

I am a smart phone owner, and I notice that they make people appear dumber. Look at me, I'm living proof...

[The Sleeping Giant]

People walking the street with their eyes glued to their 'smart phones'.

Stop walking and let them walk into you. 'specially if a chick.


Always think of this.

[Squids]

People walking the street with their eyes glued to their 'smart phones'.

Stop walking and let them walk into you. 'specially if a chick.

Would be a good idea if I wasn't driving.

[HH3]

My missus's cat taking a dump after she goes to bed, so I have 2 options.

1) Get close enough to clean the litter tray and most likely vomit

2) stay in the loungeroom and pretend I dont smell it for the next 4 hours...

Im picking the 2nd option, and hoping the stank dies down as the night goes on...