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My previously brand new *non-working* computer was sitting here as an expensive ornament, until I had a chat with a guy at Cricket saturday.
He had a look at the PC tonight, & discovered the following- the hard drive connection was loose!!!

Praise allah, I'm now at peace with the world- where's Harbajhan Singh? I would like to get on the slops with him, my shout...

computers are like women- expensive & nothing but trouble!

I second that remark!

Disagree, they're completely different, they're cheap, easy to adapt and change and as soon as you see a better one its easy to upgrade.

Wedgie wrote:Disagree, they're completely different, they're cheap, easy to adapt and change and as soon as you see a better one its easy to upgrade.

Yes, I found the upgrade to Wife 2.0 a considerable improvement on version 1.0, but Transitional Girlfriend 1.7 proved troublesome during the changeover because she had aimed to transfer to the role and took some uninstalling.

Psyber wrote:

Wedgie wrote:Disagree, they're completely different, they're cheap, easy to adapt and change and as soon as you see a better one its easy to upgrade.

Yes, I found the upgrade to Wife 2.0 a considerable improvement on version 1.0, but Transitional Girlfriend 1.7 proved troublesome during the changeover because she had aimed to transfer to the role and took some uninstalling.

so she was a virus?

They're all viruses mate.

Punk Rooster wrote:

Psyber wrote:

Wedgie wrote:Disagree, they're completely different, they're cheap, easy to adapt and change and as soon as you see a better one its easy to upgrade.

Yes, I found the upgrade to Wife 2.0 a considerable improvement on version 1.0, but Transitional Girlfriend 1.7 proved troublesome during the changeover because she had aimed to transfer to the role and took some uninstalling.

so she was a virus?

Yes I think so. After our second overnight date she started to hint that she needed a new Celica because her car was playing up - obviously attempting to access the operating system at a deep level. The removal process began almost immediately.

Stick with Beta versions. They dont always work but theyre free and you can have input on how to improve them.

What about Pirated versions? You refuse to pay for them,you know they are not really yours and you kid yourself that one day you will do the right thing.

Computers for sure.
You can wack your floppy in their drive for as long and as often as you want without any ramifications or guilt in the morning.

When I get to heaven I hope to have 2 things explained to me. Computers and women. And about computers I'm quite hopeful.

Punk Rooster wrote:computers are like women- expensive & nothing but trouble!

Loose?

This is one of the funniest threads ever. Funny shit