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[Punk Rooster]

My previously brand new *non-working* computer was sitting here as an expensive ornament, until I had a chat with a guy at Cricket saturday.
He had a look at the PC tonight, & discovered the following- the hard drive connection was loose!!!

Praise allah, I'm now at peace with the world- where's Harbajhan Singh? I would like to get on the slops with him, my shout...

[Punk Rooster]

computers are like women- expensive & nothing but trouble!

[Footy Chick]

I second that remark!

[Wedgie]

Disagree, they're completely different, they're cheap, easy to adapt and change and as soon as you see a better one its easy to upgrade.

[Psyber]

Disagree, they're completely different, they're cheap, easy to adapt and change and as soon as you see a better one its easy to upgrade.

Yes, I found the upgrade to Wife 2.0 a considerable improvement on version 1.0, but Transitional Girlfriend 1.7 proved troublesome during the changeover because she had aimed to transfer to the role and took some uninstalling.

[Punk Rooster]

Disagree, they're completely different, they're cheap, easy to adapt and change and as soon as you see a better one its easy to upgrade.

Yes, I found the upgrade to Wife 2.0 a considerable improvement on version 1.0, but Transitional Girlfriend 1.7 proved troublesome during the changeover because she had aimed to transfer to the role and took some uninstalling.

so she was a virus?

[smac]

They're all viruses mate.

[Psyber]

Disagree, they're completely different, they're cheap, easy to adapt and change and as soon as you see a better one its easy to upgrade.

Yes, I found the upgrade to Wife 2.0 a considerable improvement on version 1.0, but Transitional Girlfriend 1.7 proved troublesome during the changeover because she had aimed to transfer to the role and took some uninstalling.

so she was a virus?

Yes I think so. After our second overnight date she started to hint that she needed a new Celica because her car was playing up - obviously attempting to access the operating system at a deep level. The removal process began almost immediately.

[Wedgie]

Stick with Beta versions. They dont always work but theyre free and you can have input on how to improve them.

[Kahuna]

What about Pirated versions? You refuse to pay for them,you know they are not really yours and you kid yourself that one day you will do the right thing.

[smithy]

Computers for sure.
You can wack your floppy in their drive for as long and as often as you want without any ramifications or guilt in the morning.

[Grahaml]

When I get to heaven I hope to have 2 things explained to me. Computers and women. And about computers I'm quite hopeful.

[zipzap]

computers are like women- expensive & nothing but trouble!

Loose?

[BenchedEagle]

This is one of the funniest threads ever. Funny shit