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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2023 8:52 pm
by Corona Man
Thanks Lightning fingers crossed.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2023 9:12 pm
by DOC
I'm tipping you didn't see that coming. There are already too many one eyed Hawthorn people on here...

Hope it all goes well. My next door neighbor had a similar episode last year and the surgery had her back on track in no time.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2023 9:35 pm
by Wedgie
Corona Man wrote:Yesterday I was watching my vets team play cricket. I was out with a crook bat.

Do you only go see your vet when you're hanging out with your sick bat?
He might start to feel used.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2023 10:03 pm
by Corona Man
Wedgie wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Yesterday I was watching my vets team play cricket. I was out with a crook bat.

Do you only go see your vet when you're hanging out with your sick bat?
He might start to feel used.

That made me laugh. Thanks.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2023 10:53 pm
by Dutchy
Geez, all the best CM

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:48 am
by MW
Hoping for a quick recovery CM

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 10:11 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Goodluck and a speedy recovery CM

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 10:24 am
by Spargo
Look after yourself, CM.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 12:54 pm
by Corona Man
Ok so I’m in the waiting area of the hospital where the surgery happens. Spoke to the surgeon it’s about a 40 minute procedure. They will inject stuff into my eye, which sounds like fun, then repair the scar and re attach the retina by laser surgery. I’m awake for this by the way! But sedated. I’m most worried about moving or flinching at the wrong time.

I’ve seen people who have already had their surgery either yesterday or this morning. Spoke to one bloke he said it was pretty straight forward and not to worry. Other than wearing an eye patch he was fine.

So I’m now considering either getting a parrot or a Collingwood membership.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 12:58 pm
by Booney
Corona Man wrote:Ok so I’m in the waiting area of the hospital where the surgery happens. Spoke to the surgeon it’s about a 40 minute procedure. They will inject stuff into my eye, which sounds like fun, then repair the scar and re attach the retina by laser surgery. I’m awake for this by the way! But sedated. I’m most worried about moving or flinching at the wrong time.

I’ve seen people who have already had their surgery either yesterday or this morning. Spoke to one bloke he said it was pretty straight forward and not to worry. Other than wearing an eye patch he was fine.

So I’m now considering either getting a parrot or a Collingwood membership.


:lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 2:46 pm
by Pseudo
Corona Man wrote:So I’m now considering either getting a parrot or a Collingwood membership.

Why, are you having several front teeth removed too?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 3:23 pm
by Corona Man
Pseudo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:So I’m now considering either getting a parrot or a Collingwood membership.

Why, are you having several front teeth removed too?

No. More a reference to being one eyed.

Was thinking of that Monty Python sketch where John Cleese’s character says he is planning an assault on the twin peaks of Kilimanjaro!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 4:29 pm
by Footy Chick
Corona Man wrote:Ok so I’m in the waiting area of the hospital where the surgery happens. Spoke to the surgeon it’s about a 40 minute procedure. They will inject stuff into my eye, which sounds like fun, then repair the scar and re attach the retina by laser surgery. I’m awake for this by the way! But sedated. I’m most worried about moving or flinching at the wrong time.

I’ve seen people who have already had their surgery either yesterday or this morning. Spoke to one bloke he said it was pretty straight forward and not to worry. Other than wearing an eye patch he was fine.

So I’m now considering either getting a parrot or a Collingwood membership.



Good lord, hope it goes well CM.

Did they explain how or why this could've happened?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2023 8:52 am
by Corona Man
Pretty much genetics. History of eye issues, cataracts etc in the family. My left eye also has a stigmatism, meaning it’s a slightly odd shape. That in turn puts some pressure on the retina.. at least that’s what I took away from what the surgeon said.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2023 9:21 am
by Lightning McQueen
Corona Man wrote:Pretty much genetics. History of eye issues, cataracts etc in the family. My left eye also has a stigmatism, meaning it’s a slightly odd shape. That in turn puts some pressure on the retina.. at least that’s what I took away from what the surgeon said.

So it's not porn related?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2023 9:28 am
by Corona Man
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Pretty much genetics. History of eye issues, cataracts etc in the family. My left eye also has a stigmatism, meaning it’s a slightly odd shape. That in turn puts some pressure on the retina.. at least that’s what I took away from what the surgeon said.

So it's not porn related?

Influencing factor maybe.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2023 9:29 am
by Lightning McQueen
Corona Man wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:So it's not porn related?

Influencing factor maybe.

I was hoping not to hear that.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2023 9:32 am
by amber_fluid
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Pretty much genetics. History of eye issues, cataracts etc in the family. My left eye also has a stigmatism, meaning it’s a slightly odd shape. That in turn puts some pressure on the retina.. at least that’s what I took away from what the surgeon said.

So it's not porn related?


Mum lied to you.
You don’t go blind!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2023 12:07 pm
by The Bedge
Sick of working with lazy people.. and worse is when those who did nothing are praised because they make everyone believe they're holding the world together.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2023 2:24 pm
by Dinglinga75
Mark Nielsen ( City of Onkaparinga Mayor Candidate) and his right wing loonies storming the Council Meeting last night... mate you didn't get enough votes to win !

He is taking the Onkaparinga council to court ( Friday 17 Feb) regarding the vote counting process