Things that give you the sh1ts

[Brodlach]

Sounds like most on here

[Lightning McQueen]

Sounds like most on here

I've spent the last half an hour looking around the office to work out who shoe boy is.

[MW]

Gumtree people. Negotiable does not mean offer 25% of the asking price you f..kwits for f..k sake. Sick of them.

[Lightning McQueen]

Gumtree people. Negotiable does not mean offer 25% of the asking price you f..kwits for f..k sake. Sick of them.

Most go straight for the kill and offer half the displayed amount.

[MW]

Yep. When I list, I think of the price I want, add 10-20% and list as negotiable, that way I expect to still get what I want if someone offers for it. Not half price or less! Scumtree...

[PatowalongaPirate]

Sounds like most on here

I've spent the last half an hour looking around the office to work out who shoe boy is.

He's the guy labeling his food so it doesn't get stolen.

[Lightning McQueen]

He's the guy labeling his food so it doesn't get stolen.

LOL, that dude and his wife broke up, no more tubs of peaches stock-piling anymore.

[johntheclaret]

A bloke in my office that thinks the world evolves around him and he is an expert on all, he sits in front of his computer all day and I decided to do some investigating and he follows a couple of forums where he is exactly the same but he doesn't see he is an absolute twatt.

All in the workplace feel as I do he is a complete twat .
Do any others have these types?

Sounds like he’s a bit of a twat

[Lightning McQueen]

A bloke in my office that thinks the world evolves around him and he is an expert on all, he sits in front of his computer all day and I decided to do some investigating and he follows a couple of forums where he is exactly the same but he doesn't see he is an absolute twatt.

All in the workplace feel as I do he is a complete twat .
Do any others have these types?

Sounds like he’s a bit of a twat

A labia?

[johntheclaret]

Sounds like most on here

I've spent the last half an hour looking around the office to work out who shoe boy is.

Look for the guy whose flapping about

[johntheclaret]

A bloke in my office that thinks the world evolves around him and he is an expert on all, he sits in front of his computer all day and I decided to do some investigating and he follows a couple of forums where he is exactly the same but he doesn't see he is an absolute twatt.

All in the workplace feel as I do he is a complete twat .
Do any others have these types?

Sounds like he’s a bit of a twat

A labia?

What’s a flower got to do with anything

[carey]

I'm opening with this is going to be a f@#king rant that he likes of Bennymacca and MW are going to be saying 'You cant say that' or 'that's sexist' 'that's not politically correct' you know what? F@#k politically correct! let me guess I'm a dinosaur? predicable as always from you forum loving freaks! here's a tip put your pants back on and actually go watch a game or better still join a club!

I'm over absolute f@#king morons carrying on about the game of AFL! Leave the f@#king thing alone. Big Andy said Sydney are horrible to watch, They'll kill the game, they'll do me out of a job, Sydney will kill AFL footy! They won the flag that year..... Knee jerk reactions. Zones, rule changes. Please you're f@#king kidding me.

Chicks telling me how I should think about football? Pfft please
Shows like the lowdown! You're f@#king me, Shit footballers even worse 'C' Grade 'Celebrities
Even worse "on the mark' what purpose does that dog shit show offer apart from chicks on the screen? Why? Just f@#king why? Political correctness nothing else absolute shit
Daisy Pierce boundary riding why? Voice like a broken fan belt I actually feel like topping myself listening to this idiot , Knows nothing about the game.
*** Gifted AA selection because she is 'Daisy Pierce' Pfft who f@#king cares? You're also f@#king ugly

The good sides play real good attractive footy, The shit sides don't simply as that. I've seen plenty of good footy this year

Slug calling last drinks far to early
Having my best mates 40th at the bushmans tomorrow night, Gawler yep f@#ing Gawler
My Taxi taking ages
Port going to lose and crows going to win

[johntheclaret]

I'm opening with this is going to be a f@#king rant that he likes of Bennymacca and MW are going to be saying 'You cant say that' or 'that's sexist' 'that's not politically correct' you know what? F@#k politically correct! let me guess I'm a dinosaur? predicable as always from you forum loving freaks! here's a tip put your pants back on and actually go watch a game or better still join a club!

I'm over absolute f@#king morons carrying on about the game of AFL! Leave the f@#king thing alone. Big Andy said Sydney are horrible to watch, They'll kill the game, they'll do me out of a job, Sydney will kill AFL footy! They won the flag that year..... Knee jerk reactions. Zones, rule changes. Please you're f@#king kidding me.

Chicks telling me how I should think about football? Pfft please
Shows like the lowdown! You're f@#king me, Shit footballers even worse 'C' Grade 'Celebrities
Even worse "on the mark' what purpose does that dog shit show offer apart from chicks on the screen? Why? Just f@#king why? Political correctness nothing else absolute shit
Daisy Pierce boundary riding why? Voice like a broken fan belt I actually feel like topping myself listening to this idiot , Knows nothing about the game.
*** Gifted AA selection because she is 'Daisy Pierce' Pfft who f@#king cares? You're also f@#king ugly

The good sides play real good attractive footy, The shit sides don't simply as that. I've seen plenty of good footy this year

Slug calling last drinks far to early
Having my best mates 40th at the bushmans tomorrow night, Gawler yep f@#ing Gawler
My Taxi taking ages
Port going to lose and crows going to win

FFS Stop whinging

[Brodlach]

Love Carey, don’t ever change

[Corona Man]

I'm opening with this is going to be a f@#king rant that he likes of Bennymacca and MW are going to be saying 'You cant say that' or 'that's sexist' 'that's not politically correct' you know what? F@#k politically correct! let me guess I'm a dinosaur? predicable as always from you forum loving freaks! here's a tip put your pants back on and actually go watch a game or better still join a club!

I'm over absolute f@#king morons carrying on about the game of AFL! Leave the f@#king thing alone. Big Andy said Sydney are horrible to watch, They'll kill the game, they'll do me out of a job, Sydney will kill AFL footy! They won the flag that year..... Knee jerk reactions. Zones, rule changes. Please you're f@#king kidding me.

Chicks telling me how I should think about football? Pfft please
Shows like the lowdown! You're f@#king me, Shit footballers even worse 'C' Grade 'Celebrities
Even worse "on the mark' what purpose does that dog shit show offer apart from chicks on the screen? Why? Just f@#king why? Political correctness nothing else absolute shit
Daisy Pierce boundary riding why? Voice like a broken fan belt I actually feel like topping myself listening to this idiot , Knows nothing about the game.
*** Gifted AA selection because she is 'Daisy Pierce' Pfft who f@#king cares? You're also f@#king ugly

The good sides play real good attractive footy, The shit sides don't simply as that. I've seen plenty of good footy this year

Slug calling last drinks far to early
Having my best mates 40th at the bushmans tomorrow night, Gawler yep f@#ing Gawler
My Taxi taking ages
Port going to lose and crows going to win

Amen.

[Pseudo]

I'm guessing a few red tins were sunk last night...

[am Bays]

I'm opening with this is going to be a f@#king rant that he likes of Bennymacca and MW are going to be saying 'You cant say that' or 'that's sexist' 'that's not politically correct' you know what? F@#k politically correct! let me guess I'm a dinosaur? predicable as always from you forum loving freaks! here's a tip put your pants back on and actually go watch a game or better still join a club!

I'm over absolute f@#king morons carrying on about the game of AFL! Leave the f@#king thing alone. Big Andy said Sydney are horrible to watch, They'll kill the game, they'll do me out of a job, Sydney will kill AFL footy! They won the flag that year..... Knee jerk reactions. Zones, rule changes. Please you're f@#king kidding me.

Chicks telling me how I should think about football? Pfft please
Shows like the lowdown! You're f@#king me, Shit footballers even worse 'C' Grade 'Celebrities
Even worse "on the mark' what purpose does that dog shit show offer apart from chicks on the screen? Why? Just f@#king why? Political correctness nothing else absolute shit
Daisy Pierce boundary riding why? Voice like a broken fan belt I actually feel like topping myself listening to this idiot , Knows nothing about the game.
*** Gifted AA selection because she is 'Daisy Pierce' Pfft who f@#king cares? You're also f@#king ugly

The good sides play real good attractive footy, The shit sides don't simply as that. I've seen plenty of good footy this year

Slug calling last drinks far to early
Having my best mates 40th at the bushmans tomorrow night, Gawler yep f@#ing Gawler
My Taxi taking ages
Port going to lose and crows going to win

[amber_fluid]

I'm opening with this is going to be a f@#king rant that he likes of Bennymacca and MW are going to be saying 'You cant say that' or 'that's sexist' 'that's not politically correct' you know what? F@#k politically correct! let me guess I'm a dinosaur? predicable as always from you forum loving freaks! here's a tip put your pants back on and actually go watch a game or better still join a club!

I'm over absolute f@#king morons carrying on about the game of AFL! Leave the f@#king thing alone. Big Andy said Sydney are horrible to watch, They'll kill the game, they'll do me out of a job, Sydney will kill AFL footy! They won the flag that year..... Knee jerk reactions. Zones, rule changes. Please you're f@#king kidding me.

Chicks telling me how I should think about football? Pfft please
Shows like the lowdown! You're f@#king me, Shit footballers even worse 'C' Grade 'Celebrities
Even worse "on the mark' what purpose does that dog shit show offer apart from chicks on the screen? Why? Just f@#king why? Political correctness nothing else absolute shit
Daisy Pierce boundary riding why? Voice like a broken fan belt I actually feel like topping myself listening to this idiot , Knows nothing about the game.
*** Gifted AA selection because she is 'Daisy Pierce' Pfft who f@#king cares? You're also f@#king ugly

The good sides play real good attractive footy, The shit sides don't simply as that. I've seen plenty of good footy this year

Slug calling last drinks far to early
Having my best mates 40th at the bushmans tomorrow night, Gawler yep f@#ing Gawler
My Taxi taking ages
Port going to lose and crows going to win

The Ol’ Slug N Lettuce.
It’s the only joint in the world that refuses entry if you’re sober.

Sounds like a good night was had mate!

[Corona Man]

Taking St Kilda this week as my roughie.

[MW]

I'm opening with this is going to be a f@#king rant that he likes of Bennymacca and MW are going to be saying 'You cant say that' or 'that's sexist' 'that's not politically correct' you know what? F@#k politically correct! let me guess I'm a dinosaur? predicable as always from you forum loving freaks! here's a tip put your pants back on and actually go watch a game or better still join a club!

I'm over absolute f@#king morons carrying on about the game of AFL! Leave the f@#king thing alone. Big Andy said Sydney are horrible to watch, They'll kill the game, they'll do me out of a job, Sydney will kill AFL footy! They won the flag that year..... Knee jerk reactions. Zones, rule changes. Please you're f@#king kidding me.

Chicks telling me how I should think about football? Pfft please
Shows like the lowdown! You're f@#king me, Shit footballers even worse 'C' Grade 'Celebrities
Even worse "on the mark' what purpose does that dog shit show offer apart from chicks on the screen? Why? Just f@#king why? Political correctness nothing else absolute shit
Daisy Pierce boundary riding why? Voice like a broken fan belt I actually feel like topping myself listening to this idiot , Knows nothing about the game.
*** Gifted AA selection because she is 'Daisy Pierce' Pfft who f@#king cares? You're also f@#king ugly

The good sides play real good attractive footy, The shit sides don't simply as that. I've seen plenty of good footy this year

Slug calling last drinks far to early
Having my best mates 40th at the bushmans tomorrow night, Gawler yep f@#ing Gawler
My Taxi taking ages
Port going to lose and crows going to win

Not sure why my name is linked to this