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Consider yourself warned ..................

The latest scam which happened to me at the
Tea Tree Plaza Shopping Centre.

Two good looking 18 year old women with wet T-shirts approach while
you're still in the car.

One starts wiping your windshield with a Squigee, the other comes to
your window saying 'Hi' while bending over with her breasts almost
coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look.

When you offer $2 for the screen-clean they say no and ask for a ride
to another Shopping Centre. You agree and tell them to sit in the back.

On the way they start having Lezbo sex in the back seat. Then one of
them jumps to the front seat & starts to perform oral sex on you,
while the other one steals your wallet.

I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, but I couldn't
find them Saturday or Sunday.

Be careful.

Damn it. I wanna get my wallet stolen

Nice one.

Reminds me of a story, the guy swears was true. Italian guy, now a welding inspector in Adelaide. Did some work for me.

He emigrated with two mates as 19 year olds. were housed at a Sydney hostel, do do their apprenticship. one was waiting for his bus on Parramatta Rd one evening when three girls pulled up in a van, abducted him, raped him for three hours then dropped him back. When he got home he was quite distressed, told the other two and made a report to the police.

The guy I know says "every night for threea weeks I waita on thata corner, but they never cumma back"

I doubt Mario would tell a lie.

haha

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly,
I made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph.

I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and
discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

She sleepily replied,
"Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in
that shit "