Stupid Things I've Done

[Footy Chick]

I think Boon started up one of these threads ages ago but couldn't find it, so I'm starting another..

Last night we had our end of year awards night, it was a good night, topped off by our team winning the "team of the quarter award". I also managed to snag a nice bottle o Johnnie.

At the end of the night there was another draw for prizes and very much to my surprise won a coffee machine. However, I forgot I had the bottle of Johnnie in my jacket pocket and when I jumped for joy at winning another prize, the bottle of johnnie leaped out of my pocket (almost in slow motion) and straight onto floor - CRASH - one broken bottle and Johnnie Walker Scotch all over the floor... I nearly cried!


Please add your stupid things to this so I don't feel so bad

[JK]

It's ok FC, sit down, take a deep breath and pour yourself a nice cup of COFFEE!!!!

Yep thats a cracker alright, did you get footage? (not that any of us would revel in your misfortune)

[scoob]

Got married!!!!

[heater31]

I have a bottle of Johnnie you can have FC..........It may be or not be full of its original contents

As a mark of respect for our dearly departed bottle of Johnnie I will also be wearing a black arm band this weekend

[Strawb]

I was drunk and dared to walk down John Street Salisbury in drag and i had to buy a box of tampons. I did that and got a carton of beer for my efforts on my way back from the bottle shop i dropped the carton.

[Dutchy]

Wheres AG, this thread is perfect for him....

[scoob]

Wheres AG, this thread is perfect for him....

Nah that would be the thread "stupid things my parents have done"

[magpie in the 80's]

Wheres AG, this thread is perfect for him....

Nah that would be the thread "stupid things my parents have done"

which would result in one post.......we had AG

[rod_rooster]

I was drunk and dared to walk down John Street Salisbury in drag and i had to buy a box of tampons. I did that and got a carton of beer for my efforts on my way back from the bottle shop i dropped the carton.

Always get tinnies

[Psyber]

Married my first wife! The second one's OK.
[So were most of the girls in between for the short-term during the 9 year gap.]

[Wedgie]

See the "When this site is down" thread for one of mine.

Only other one I always thought of was leaving the Kangaroos for the Cats in the 80s but that might finally pay off!

[Mic]

Got into a stationary taxi in Shanghai and asked to be taken to the end of Nanjing Road. The cab driver refused. I couldn't understand why, until he pointed to a t-junction that was about 25 metres away and said, "There Nanjing Road."

[smithy]

See the "When this site is down" thread for one of mine.

Only other one I always thought of was leaving the Kangaroos for the Cats in the 80s but that might finally pay off!

No mention of walking into and making holes in walls ????

[Ian]

See the "When this site is down" thread for one of mine.

Only other one I always thought of was leaving the Kangaroos for the Cats in the 80s but that might finally pay off!

I can think of a couple to top those, or doesn't attempted house demolition while drunk count

[Ian]

should have kept reading down the thread, smithy beat me to it ....by about 2 hours.

[Ian]

I knew it couldn't be that hard to find, unfortunately the picture has gone missing

from "The Roost" : Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2004 8:54 pm Post subject: How Pissed I was Last Night

A few saw me today and could see I was a little under weather due to a huge session yesterday. I told a few how I fell over at a Quiz Night into a white board, then on Magill Road, and then how I fell out of bed and put a hole in my bedroom wall, well here it is, geezuss how pissed was I??

[Wedgie]

Christ, Ive got a few on the list.
How about when I ran onto Norwood Oval after our win there in 2004 and hugged Hargs before showing my tits to the crowd on the way back to the fence?
So many.

[Thiele]

Didn't put money in to safe at work and left it out all night

[Dogwatcher]

Today: had a plumber mate come around to fit a new toilet, only to find that I'd got the wrong type. Instead of the required s-pan (which goes into the ground), I'd bought a p-pan (which goes into the wall) - interesting the initials on these things S&P.

Furthermore, it's a Sunday and no bloody places are open to get a replacement. So my mate who'd travel 40 kays to come and do the job had to put the old loo back in place and go home.

Should this be in the 'things that give you the sh*ts' thread????

[Strawb]

I was drunk and dared to walk down John Street Salisbury in drag and i had to buy a box of tampons. I did that and got a carton of beer for my efforts on my way back from the bottle shop i dropped the carton.

Always get tinnies

Pale Ale only comes in stubbies.