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Just watching the local TV commercials.....

I am a FOLDER......

What are you....?

Haaa ha. Ur really bored arent ya? Im a folder 2, u get more wipes for ya buck!!!

Scruncher.
Tried to fold once upon a time but kept slipping.

Folder, too much luck involved with scrunching for my liking.

Scruncher

Mr66 wrote:Scruncher.
Tried to fold once upon a time but kept slipping.

WTF

I am a folder/scruncher, I find you get more value per sheet by reverting to the other method after the initial foray. This is a skilled procedure mind you, and I wouldn't recommend it to novices of the fine art of waste removal, even us professionals have the occassional break-throughs, and the experience is about as upsetting as one would expect for having their fingers suddenly submerged in a freshly created choco-cream. Support groups exist for these unfortunates, but they are mostly underground owing to the huge stigma society lays at the feet of these ill-fated adventurers, who chose to take double, triple, even quadruple passes through the date with the same folded, scrunched sheet. I have finally chosen to speak out on this topic, my wish is for others to do the same, and help cast off the mind-manacles society has bidden we wear. I AM a folder/scruncher, I HAVE broken through, and I AM NOT afraid to talk about it!

Fold.

I fold ... always with precision. My fiancee scrunches and we seem to go through one roll of toilet paper per day

folder

I am a folder scrunching just seems to feel well not quite right on the old star hole. i find you get better value with folding but i will admit to going to the darkside with scrunching only when it is that cheap John Wayne toilet paper that is like baking paper.

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FFS honestly Dogger who gives a toss?

PhilG wrote:

hondo71 wrote:I fold ... always with precision. My fiancee scrunches and we seem to go through one roll of toilet paper per day

For a split second I thought I'd posted under Hondo's ID! It's IDENTICAL! Until I saw the word "fiancee". (Sub "wife" for me)

All women use too many poo tickets, doesn't matter if they scrunch or fold (that's why lunchy is so upset by the thread! ).

Folding is the way to go, get the best wipe that way!

Lunchcutter wrote:FFS honestly Dogger who gives a toss?

hehehhehehe sorry forgot........ it's YOU GUYS that toss... ( i mean give a toss)

therisingblues wrote:I am a folder/scruncher, I find you get more value per sheet by reverting to the other method after the initial foray. This is a skilled procedure mind you, and I wouldn't recommend it to novices of the fine art of waste removal, even us professionals have the occassional break-throughs, and the experience is about as upsetting as one would expect for having their fingers suddenly submerged in a freshly created choco-cream. Support groups exist for these unfortunates, but they are mostly underground owing to the huge stigma society lays at the feet of these ill-fated adventurers, who chose to take double, triple, even quadruple passes through the date with the same folded, scrunched sheet. I have finally chosen to speak out on this topic, my wish is for others to do the same, and help cast off the mind-manacles society has bidden we wear. I AM a folder/scruncher, I HAVE broken through, and I AM NOT afraid to talk about it!

LMFAO,that is seriously funny sh......you know what I mean.

Me,folder.

and remember ladies, always use the "front to back" method. We don't want the playground to smell & taste like a sewerage outlet, do we

Booney wrote:

therisingblues wrote:I am a folder/scruncher, I find you get more value per sheet by reverting to the other method after the initial foray. This is a skilled procedure mind you, and I wouldn't recommend it to novices of the fine art of waste removal, even us professionals have the occassional break-throughs, and the experience is about as upsetting as one would expect for having their fingers suddenly submerged in a freshly created choco-cream. Support groups exist for these unfortunates, but they are mostly underground owing to the huge stigma society lays at the feet of these ill-fated adventurers, who chose to take double, triple, even quadruple passes through the date with the same folded, scrunched sheet. I have finally chosen to speak out on this topic, my wish is for others to do the same, and help cast off the mind-manacles society has bidden we wear. I AM a folder/scruncher, I HAVE broken through, and I AM NOT afraid to talk about it!

LMFAO,that is seriously funny sh......you know what I mean.

Me,folder.

Break throughs suck because I chew my nails!

What about the other 2 time-honoured methods?

1. commando style: Use your thumb. Washing hands is a must.

2. le bidet français: Stay seated while you flush, letting the torrent rinse your arse clean.

Never spend a cent on toilet paper ever again!

folder...

wife is a sruncher

i have clogged my fair share of shitters in my time....and with the low flush over here...i have to be ever vigilant of the amt of TP i use....

need TP for my bunghole