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Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:31 pm**

My wife left me yesterday..today she came back!
I strained my right hand
They don't play my favourite artists anymore on the wireless
When I was young hairy was in and I was hairless, now I'm a bear and hair is out
The only part of me that is shagged is my knee
I don't own a dog but I still trod in Dogshit
My credit card charges me interest even when I'm not interested
I've got 11 neices coming to stay for Christmas WAAAAAH
My elderly relatives have my phone number
Christmas Carols AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGH
Christmas Carols AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGH
I'm a grumpy old bastard
The free pi55 at our workdo costs 10 bucks
Despite being a white collar professional, I now have less money in my pocket then when I was a dole bludger 15 years ago!
My son is into Eminem sigh
My other son is into 'Dora the Explorer' sigh...better than 50 cent I suppose
My lawnmower works
I have a hammock, but only one tree in the backyard
They keep showing grand finals on Foxfooty and I'm a Cats fan
Parliament has not pissed off for Christmas yet
Summer TV is on..as if regular TV wasn't shite enough
I'm psycopathic but can't afford a gun

And that's just the start,

regards,

Grinch E Boy

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:34 pm**

Rik E Boy wrote:Despite being a white collar professional, I now have less money in my pocket when I was a dole bludger 15 years ago! Maybe Carcycle are looking for sweat box workers?

My lawnmower works. But does any one in the house know how to start it?

They keep showing grand finals on Foxfooty and I'm a Cats fan. This made me REAL happy.

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:40 pm**

Honestly, you'd think the moderators would do something about that bloody Boon guy

regards,

REB

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:53 pm**

At least no-one has tried running you down in the car park,well,not today any way. :wink:

Just one other thing,they have any of the 89,92,94 GF replays on? :lol:

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:47 pm**

Booney wrote:At least no-one has tried running you down in the car park,well,not today any way.

Just one other thing,they have any of the 89,92,94 GF replays on?

And he wonders why he didn't get a gig in the finals! :roll:

Imagine how much the Cats would have lost by if we had made the 96 Granny cos we were losing em by more each time DOH

regards,

REB

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:51 pm**

Rik E Boy wrote:
Booney wrote:At least no-one has tried running you down in the car park,well,not today any way.

Just one other thing,they have any of the 89,92,94 GF replays on?

And he wonders why he didn't get a gig in the finals! Imagine how much the Cats would have lost by if we had made the 96 Granny cos we were losing em by more each time DOH

regards,

REB

Would have been fun watching Bairstow chase Matera in 96.Or Whiskas on Worsfold.

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:20 pm**

..or Stephen Handley on Wayne Carey *shudder*

Yeah we had some top players back then but we also had some real lemons!

regards,

REB

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:43 pm**

There's no answer REB.............................? We all have a distance to travel in life.................?
Its the condition you arrive at the end of life's journey that you are judged.
Heart attack. ulsers, stroke, multiple sclerosis, etc, etc, etc. These are not faults, these are lifes experiences....! Lay back and enjoy the ride..............................!

Posted: **Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:30 am**

Dog_ger wrote:There's no answer REB.............................? We all have a distance to travel in life.................?
Its the condition you arrive at the end of life's journey that you are judged.
Heart attack. ulsers, stroke, multiple sclerosis, etc, etc, etc. These are not faults, these are lifes experiences....! Lay back and enjoy the ride..............................!

FFS!! A philosophical Centrals fan. Seen it all now :lol:

regards,

REB

Posted: **Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:40 am**

Dog_ger wrote:Heart attack. ulsers, stroke, multiple sclerosis, etc, etc, etc. These are not faults, these are lifes experiences....! Lay back and enjoy the ride..............................!

Err,some of the experiences I would like to avoid.

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