Love Lust & Marriage

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Love Lust & Marriage

Postby Rik E Boy » Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:52 pm

Love, Lust and Marriage

Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
Marriage- When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.

Love- When intercourse is called making love.
Lust- When intercourse i s called screwing.
Marriage- When I ntercourse is a little town in Pennsylvania.

Love- When you argue over how many kids to have.
Lust- When you argue over w ho gets the wet spot.
Marriage- When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.

Love- When you share everything you own.
Lust- When you steal everything they own.
Marriage- When the bank owns everything.

Love- When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
Lust- When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
Marriage- When.... uh.... what's a climax.

Love- W hen your heart flutters every time you see them.
Lust- When your groin twitches every time you see them.
Marriage- When your wallet empties every time you see them.

Love- When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
Lust- When all the songs on the radio determine how you do it.
Marriage- When you listen to talk radio.

Love- When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
Lust- When staying together is something you try not to think about.
Marriage- When just getting through the day is your only thought.

Love- When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
Lust- When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
Marriage- When you're only interested in your golf score.

Love- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk.
Lust- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex.
Marriage- When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement.

Love- You only leave the house for coffee and doughnuts.
Lust- You only leave the house for condoms and Vaseline.
Marriage- You only leave the house when you're allowed

regards,

REB
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Postby Booney » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:13 pm

Love- :wink:

Lust- :lol:

Marriage- :cry:
If you want to go quickly, go alone.

If you want to go far, go together.
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Postby Rik E Boy » Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:52 pm

Marriage = ( :cry: - $$$$$$$$$$$$$$)

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Postby JK » Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:05 pm

I feel very sorry for some of you blokes!!
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Postby Coorong » Thu Dec 01, 2005 3:17 pm

Connie, as blokes we are born to say such things. Almost conditioned at birth. Not said with any venom though.
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Postby RoostersRuleTheWorld ! » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:41 am

#-o And im going Through all that Stuff NOW !
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