by Lightning McQueen » Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:25 pm
by amber_fluid » Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:27 pm
Lightning McQueen wrote:I had a similar proposal stopping in at the deli near West Croydon Footy Club.
I was doing courier work at the time and it was a stinking hot day and I stopped to get get a pie and a coke.
Some whore stops me and says "Would you like a blowie for $10"
"I've only got a fiver and I'm hungry" I replied
"That will do then"
Honestly, I'd been cruising around in my car all day, I would've been dropping my guts like a trooper and my nads would've been as sweaty as a fat lady's growler, how on earth could they do that?
by The Bedge » Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:29 pm
Lightning McQueen wrote:Some whore stops me and says "Would you like a blowie for $10"
"I've only got a fiver and I'm hungry" I replied
"That will do then"
Dolphin Treasure wrote:Your an attention seeking embarsement..
by Lightning McQueen » Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:31 pm
The Bedge wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Some whore stops me and says "Would you like a blowie for $10"
"I've only got a fiver and I'm hungry" I replied
"That will do then"
So what you're saying is you bartered with a hooker?
by Lightning McQueen » Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:34 pm
amber_fluid wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:I had a similar proposal stopping in at the deli near West Croydon Footy Club.
I was doing courier work at the time and it was a stinking hot day and I stopped to get get a pie and a coke.
Some whore stops me and says "Would you like a blowie for $10"
"I've only got a fiver and I'm hungry" I replied
"That will do then"
Honestly, I'd been cruising around in my car all day, I would've been dropping my guts like a trooper and my nads would've been as sweaty as a fat lady's growler, how on earth could they do that?
So did you eat before or after?
by Jimmy_041 » Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:37 pm
Lightning McQueen wrote:I had a similar proposal stopping in at the deli near West Croydon Footy Club.
I was doing courier work at the time and it was a stinking hot day and I stopped to get get a pie and a coke.
Some whore stops me and says "Would you like a blowie for $10"
"I've only got a fiver and I'm hungry" I replied
"That will do then"
Honestly, I'd been cruising around in my car all day, I would've been dropping my guts like a trooper and my nads would've been as sweaty as a fat lady's growler, how on earth could they do that?
by Lightning McQueen » Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:39 pm
Jimmy_041 wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:I had a similar proposal stopping in at the deli near West Croydon Footy Club.
I was doing courier work at the time and it was a stinking hot day and I stopped to get get a pie and a coke.
Some whore stops me and says "Would you like a blowie for $10"
"I've only got a fiver and I'm hungry" I replied
"That will do then"
Honestly, I'd been cruising around in my car all day, I would've been dropping my guts like a trooper and my nads would've been as sweaty as a fat lady's growler, how on earth could they do that?
The English language is so open to interpretation that I'm a bit lost..........
So, you gave her the $5 and then she allowed you to satisfy your hunger?
by Booney » Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:57 pm
Lightning McQueen wrote:Honestly, I'd been cruising around in my car all day, I would've been dropping my guts like a trooper and my nads would've been as sweaty as a fat lady's growler, how on earth could they do that?
by Magellan » Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:59 pm
Lightning McQueen wrote:Jimmy_041 wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:I had a similar proposal stopping in at the deli near West Croydon Footy Club.
I was doing courier work at the time and it was a stinking hot day and I stopped to get get a pie and a coke.
Some whore stops me and says "Would you like a blowie for $10"
"I've only got a fiver and I'm hungry" I replied
"That will do then"
Honestly, I'd been cruising around in my car all day, I would've been dropping my guts like a trooper and my nads would've been as sweaty as a fat lady's growler, how on earth could they do that?
The English language is so open to interpretation that I'm a bit lost..........
So, you gave her the $5 and then she allowed you to satisfy your hunger?
I brought my pie despite her offering her pastie.
by Lightning McQueen » Tue Apr 28, 2020 4:00 pm
Booney wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Honestly, I'd been cruising around in my car all day, I would've been dropping my guts like a trooper and my nads would've been as sweaty as a fat lady's growler, how on earth could they do that?
Be a sweet treat compared to a line haul truckie who just lobbed from Sydney.
by Lightning McQueen » Tue Apr 28, 2020 4:02 pm
Magellan wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:
I brought my pie despite her offering her pastie.
Wonder if it was cornish?
by Booney » Tue Apr 28, 2020 4:05 pm
Lightning McQueen wrote:Booney wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Honestly, I'd been cruising around in my car all day, I would've been dropping my guts like a trooper and my nads would've been as sweaty as a fat lady's growler, how on earth could they do that?
Be a sweet treat compared to a line haul truckie who just lobbed from Sydney.
Yeah, they hang out at the BP near the GJ road bridge.
by Spargo » Tue Apr 28, 2020 4:14 pm
by amber_fluid » Tue Apr 28, 2020 4:14 pm
Lightning McQueen wrote:Booney wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Honestly, I'd been cruising around in my car all day, I would've been dropping my guts like a trooper and my nads would've been as sweaty as a fat lady's growler, how on earth could they do that?
Be a sweet treat compared to a line haul truckie who just lobbed from Sydney.
Yeah, they hang out at the BP near the GJ road bridge.
by amber_fluid » Tue Apr 28, 2020 4:16 pm
Spargo wrote:Just about to head* back out there...
by PatowalongaPirate » Tue Apr 28, 2020 4:18 pm
Spargo wrote:Just about to head* back out there...
by Lightning McQueen » Tue Apr 28, 2020 4:32 pm
amber_fluid wrote:
You seem to know where they all are.
Any others?
Asking for a friend.
by Corona Man » Tue Apr 28, 2020 5:24 pm
by Magellan » Tue Apr 28, 2020 5:50 pm
Lightning McQueen wrote:Magellan wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:
I brought my pie despite her offering her pastie.
Wonder if it was cornish?
Probably some type of split bean.
by Brodlach » Tue Apr 28, 2020 6:08 pm
Brodlach wrote:Rory Laird might end up the best IMO, he is an absolute jet. He has been in great form at the Bloods
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