SA Footy

I lock him in the house when I'm not at home.

Dogwatcher wrote:

morell wrote:Mentioned it to my missus and she said "I bet he's terrible in bed, what does he ask before, you know "

I mentioned it to my dog. He just looked at me blankly. Then I got his breakfast. He looked at me. Then he ate it. No nonsense, that dog.

I that dog

Booney wrote:

Brodlach wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Wedgie wrote:LOL, mentioned todays discussion to my missus and she said "They must all be married to air headed morons".
Bless her.

Well her credibility is lost the moment you mention "my missus".

I mentioned it to my wife and she said ‘he sounds like an immature imbecile’

Mine read through most of the last 5 pages last night in disbelief.

If I was to post her thoughts there'd be lots of ***** ******'s. When she finished she gave me a kiss, said "That's why we've been together 24 years babe. Love you."

Dogwatcher wrote:

morell wrote:Mentioned it to my missus and she said "I bet he's terrible in bed, what does he ask before, you know "

I mentioned it to my dog. He just looked at me blankly. Then I got his breakfast. He looked at me. Then he ate it. No nonsense, that dog.

living up to your name

No, I wasn't just watching him. I fed him and talked to him about this thread.
It's creepy if I just watch him.

Dogwatcher wrote:No, I wasn't just watching him. I fed him and talked to him about this thread.
It's creepy if I just watch him.

Do you show him your work so he can be proud of how many people think you're a dickhead?

Brodlach wrote:

Fancy a review of the rest of the evening?

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Dogwatcher wrote:No, I wasn't just watching him. I fed him and talked to him about this thread.
It's creepy if I just watch him.

Do you show him your work so he can be proud of how many people think you're a dickhead?

Who thinks I'm a dickhead?

Booney wrote:

Brodlach wrote:

Fancy a review of the rest of the evening?

Think I’d rather

Dogwatcher wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Dogwatcher wrote:No, I wasn't just watching him. I fed him and talked to him about this thread.
It's creepy if I just watch him.

Do you show him your work so he can be proud of how many people think you're a dickhead?

Who thinks I'm a dickhead?

Brodlach wrote:

Booney wrote:

Brodlach wrote:

Fancy a review of the rest of the evening?

Think I’d rather

Hung?

Dogwatcher wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Dogwatcher wrote:No, I wasn't just watching him. I fed him and talked to him about this thread.
It's creepy if I just watch him.

Do you show him your work so he can be proud of how many people think you're a dickhead?

Who thinks I'm a dickhead?

I think that got lost in translation

Any chance someone eats out* tonight and gets us back on track?

I'll have some chips at the footy so worst comes to worst....

Booney wrote:

Dogwatcher wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Dogwatcher wrote:No, I wasn't just watching him. I fed him and talked to him about this thread.
It's creepy if I just watch him.

Do you show him your work so he can be proud of how many people think you're a dickhead?

Who thinks I'm a dickhead?

Booney wrote:

Brodlach wrote:

Booney wrote:

Brodlach wrote:

Fancy a review of the rest of the evening?

Think I’d rather

Hung?

Booney wrote:Any chance someone eats out* tonight and gets us back on track?

I'll have some chips at the footy so worst comes to worst....

I bought my wife a subway wrap on my home from footy training last night but then I heard it was disrespectful so I ate it instead.

It was nice, the chicken was perfect as was the salad.

8/10.

Wraps are disrespectful when you can get a honey oat roll.

Meatballs for me. Bit of capsicum, a few olives, jalapenos, some onions and toasted.

I never ask for anything with lettuce as it turns into a lettuce fest.

Booney wrote:Any chance someone eats out* tonight and gets us back on track?

I'll have some chips at the footy so worst comes to worst....

Ok, I guess I'll have a burger* tonight for ya.

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Booney wrote:Any chance someone eats out* tonight and gets us back on track?

I'll have some chips at the footy so worst comes to worst....

I bought my wife a subway wrap on my home from footy training last night but then I heard it was disrespectful so I ate it instead.

It was nice, the chicken was perfect as was the salad.

8/10.

I made my wife Chirozo Risoni last night. Didn't ask her if that's what she wanted. Now I feel like part of the crushing patriarchal machine, systematically oppressing her, and not allowing her to reach her full potential.

Meanwhile, she was doing f**k all, watching Ru Paul in the office.