Damn you auto correct.

Anything!

Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:12 am

----I didn't even get those msgs lol. It was a parking ticket for parking on ur moms ass. Made me so mad.
----Wait no. Auto correct
----U of M's grass
My moms ass!!! Bradddd!!! Hahahaha a
----I'm sorry. That was a terrible auto correct! Yeah if I parked there I prob would have gotten a big ticket and arrested.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Sun Mar 30, 2014 10:04 am

----I just might have to invest in a vibrating c@$k to put up with so I can wake up if I can't hear it
----CLOCK*****
----XML
----Fml* damnit
Hahahaha
----Shut up!! Lol
----VIBRATING GLACK TO WAKE UP WITH***
----Damn pervert phone
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Mon Mar 31, 2014 10:46 am

Ha I meant to say lawn don't know how the f@#kbucket turned into yaks
----Lol, so you're dad can't pick me up?
No I'll send a yak and you xan rape it back
* RIDE
----LMFAO!!!!
----What were you trying to say!?
Ride a yak to my horn
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby fisho mcspaz » Mon Mar 31, 2014 11:54 am

Sent the following message to Mr McSpaz:

--I've got one chapter to finish, might take the kids down the dick lake afterwards if the weather holds
--The dick lake
--THE DUCK LAKE

I can't even blame autocorrect on that one, it was a typo. Twice.
Hey Goose, ya big stud! Take me to bed or lose me for ever.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:26 pm

Lmfao. What's up? C;
----Nothing much just cuddling with my puppies. FaceTiming with my crush :33333 Lolol. Youuuu?
Drinking a c@#k. It jazzed all over my face D;
Lmfao! Drinking a COKE and it FIZZED all over my face Dx I fail...
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:08 am

I think trublood is buy the lamp. The box should be aryan white
-----Aryan white???!?!?!!!!
Wtf? Very white! It's very white!
-----Lol
Oh Jews
Fndbshdhf
JEEZOH JEEZ
I think my phone is a neonazi sympathizer
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Thu Apr 03, 2014 4:41 pm

----Sometime is wish I could eat children and then I remember I'm a vegetarian
----Holy S!@t what the f@#k. I meant chicken. How id that just happen?!
What the hell
hahaha
----my phone is satanic
Haha yeah. What you doin?
----Cracking the f@#k up.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Fri Apr 04, 2014 10:20 am

Cousin night?
----Karl Denny is getting vaporized , so I'll be at church.
----Baptized
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Sat Apr 05, 2014 6:17 pm

----No more chocolate. I'm gonna be 300 pounds lol I went for a 2 hour run to justify the baby I ate today.
----Omg no *****bunny not baby chocolate bunny
You ate a baby?
----(insert pic of face palm here)
----That's embarrassing
Lol baby eater
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:22 am

I'm goin out, u need anything?
-----Where you headed?
Goin to barnes n noble, gonna get some buttsex
-----Ok, is that what you have to do now since you lost your job
F@#K!!!!! I meant balls
F@#K!!
BOOKS!!!!
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:08 am

----What do you do when you're nervous.
Crack my knuckles and used to bite my balls but not any more
Oops meant my nails haha
----hahahahahhahahahaha
----Ok that is beyond hilarious
Wow imagine I could that
----I will NEVER let you live that one down
I figured as much.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:27 pm

:-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:32 am

Ok, I'm at the mall right now.
----You here?
I'm still at the mall I just got done at famous cli! wear
Foot
-----Auto correct hilarious! Cli! wear! Ahahahaha
Yea that was bad lol
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:23 am

:) I hate how when I walk into my room and my c@#k is glowing... It looks like eyes.

CLOCK!! Omg fail
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:26 am

----Hey mom, I'm just going to maddies to do some meth
Uhh...I hope that is a joke syd...
----Omg!!! I meant meth!!!
----Meth!
----***METH
----OMG MATH!! MATH!
Oh thank god!
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Sun Apr 13, 2014 11:48 am

----The Easter Bunny is frightening, but I think they all are. However, there is a cute setup where your kid can hold a baby d!@k, a lamb, or a real bunny!
----Omg!!!! Baby F@#K!
----NOOOO!!!!!!
----Baby DUCK! duck!
WHAAAAT
Geez woman!!!!
----My autocorrect is evil!!!
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:37 am

It would be good to match the unicorn titties on each line item
----The what? Lol
unit quantities
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:03 am

are you ready to be jealous?
mom got me chocolate covered marshmallow rabbis for Easter
I just shoved 3 in my mouth at once and almost choked
----Be careful. Rabbis can be a bit chewy
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Wed Apr 16, 2014 11:49 am

----You want us to cook anything special for Easter supper?
I will eat any damn thing
but your mom and I have not stopped talking about your d23k since we had it at Christmas
so juicy
----Juicy Easter d23k. Got it.
----Wow I'm afraid to ask what you want for dessert.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:29 pm

You are coming home for Easter right?
----Yes! Of course.
----And I can't wait to see all of your vagina pictures!
----I might have to steal some to show my friends how beautiful it is there.
I certainly don't have any of those pics Megan! hehe
----OH MY GOD
----I wrote vaca as in vacation
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