SA Footy

After reading the 9/11 thread, pysber HAS to have his own thread full of stories, advice and general chat

safooty.net's Hugh Hefner.

Can we post our favourite Psyber quotes in here too? Although there's been many, this recent one in the conspiracy theory thread made me giggle:

By contrast, I got my first air gun aged 10, but it was an un-rifled barrel type and not very accurate over longer distances.
I only shot at targets, and occasionally at the pumpkins my mother grew in the garden.
(I never liked pumpkin.)

I love how virtually every post contains an unrelated comment about how rich/sexy/interesting/well connected/daring/virile he is, AS WELL AS some comment vaguely related to the topic. Eg (something along the lines of...) "...after I ravaged the sweet blonde haired lassie she gasped the question if I enjoyed her as much as her younger fashion model sister. I deem it ungentlemanly to let a lady down, especially one so enraptured, so I merely raised an eyebrow and ravaged her again.
I left her purring between the sheets, then smoothed my full locks down and donned my leather jacket. My vintage Harley had me on time to meet my rich lawyer friend at the Burnside Shops, and I don't care much if passers by found my attire unsuitable."

He's proving his intelligence by sucking you blokes in

Is he real or a character someone has made up to take the Piss?

Hazbeen wrote:Is he real or a character someone has made up to take the Piss?

if he isn't real, he would become my favorite fictional character of all time...

but the man is real, i don't doubt it.

I have questioned his existence many times, and he assures me he is real.

I still think he's full of shit though. Not that I mind, coz its pretty entertaining.

The Wisdom of Psyb.

Hello...he's not dead you know, can you please not disscuss Psyber like he isn't in the room and show a bit of respect.

PS: He's real, he was kind enough to drop a penguin present off to me at work once

is he as dreamy in real life as he seems on the interweb?

Did he try to seduce you FC?

I never said I actually met him.

This thread is going to live a very short life if it's not kept on topic and in a respectful manner.

If you had been reading here long enough you would have seen pictures of him during his African safari frolic. That was the one before the meet the Tigers interlude in India.

Footy Chick wrote:I never said I actually met him.

This thread is going to live a very short life if it's not kept on topic and in a respectful manner.

I think everyone enjoy his stories. Im only kidding around. I think he would be ok with it.

If he isnt, let me know. Ill apologise to him.

Love you xx

how old is he?



p.s what HH3 said!

if psyber did commercials, this would be his...



FC, this thread is in respect to the man... not taking the p*ss at all... My fave poster on this site.

woodublieve12 wrote:if psyber did commercials, this would be his...



FC, this thread is in respect to the man... not taking the p*ss at all... My fave poster on this site.

Does Psyber ride horses backwards?

Yes, because that's what the lost African hill tribes of Mutubu do. He met them on a fleeting visit to the Dark Continent with a missionary man and a mercenary, both of whom had been sent to do God's work. He was there to administer to any health concerns that may arise.

I know he spends a bit of time travelling between placements and recently spent time outside of Perth.I'm sure he could supply us with some interesting travel stories too.
(I did intend to catch up with him in Perth, but our schedules did not align)