Sunday Mail

[beeroclock]

I hope this doesn't continue.
With the first bit of rain in god knows how long.
I collect a wet Sunday Mail
Come on people get it together.
I prefer the rolled up one.
Never had an issue with it.

[Squids]

Do yourself a favour and don't rot your brain reading that rubbish.

[Pseudo]

The only negative about the Sunday Mail being wet is that you'll have to wait for it to dry out in order to wipe your arse with it - which is all it is good for.

[Psyber]

I don't get papers these days but I agree from past experience that the tightly rolled wrap worked better than thin plastic bags.

[beeroclock]

Do yourself a favour and don't rot your brain reading that rubbish.

Only read it to see how my mates went in their footy games.

[Squids]

Sporting pulse is good.

[Dog_ger]

I preferred it when the sports section was a lift out.

Don't go out of my way to get the Sunday Mail because of it.

Only worth reading when in hospital.

It's free and I don't have to share.

It's a total F&@K up when you have to share the Sunday Mail today.

Only because we have a female editor.....

If we can have all the other sections as a lift out, why not the "Sports Section"?

We are talking, bacon & eggs on toast, in bed on Sunday Morning, Sharing what Women like to read and what Men like to read.

While watching Andrew O'Keefe on 7 ..... YUK...

Mrs_Dog_ger loves Andrew...

What's so hard.

[beeroclock]

I preferred it when the sports section was a lift out.

Don't go out of my way to get the Sunday Mail because of it.

Only worth reading when in hospital.

It's free and I don't have to share.

It's a total F&@K up when you have to share the Sunday Mail today.

Only because we have a female editor.....

If we can have all the other sections as a lift out, why not the "Sports Section"?

We are talking, bacon & eggs on toast, in bed on Sunday Morning, Sharing what Women like to read and what Men like to read.

Whats so hard.

Wet or dry.
I don't care if its a carp read.
I want what I pay for and that's not a soggy paper.
FFS.

[Dog_ger]

I get kicked out of bed to go and get the mail@localbakery beeroclock.

I am the only one that gets wet....

And then I come back & cook the bacon&eggs....

Life is hard, pleasing the BOSS....

[tipper]

I get kicked out of bed to go and get the mail@localbakery beeroclock.

I am the only one that gets wet....

And then I come back & cook the bacon&eggs....

Life is hard, pleasing the BOSS....

whipped. she wants breakfast, she can go get it. be a man and take your balls back out of her purse

[Lightning McQueen]

I preferred it when the sports section was a lift out.

Don't go out of my way to get the Sunday Mail because of it.

Only worth reading when in hospital.

It's free and I don't have to share.

It's a total F&@K up when you have to share the Sunday Mail today.

Only because we have a female editor.....

If we can have all the other sections as a lift out, why not the "Sports Section"?

We are talking, bacon & eggs on toast, in bed on Sunday Morning, Sharing what Women like to read and what Men like to read.

While watching Andrew O'Keefe on 7 ..... YUK...

Mrs_Dog_ger loves Andrew...

What's so hard.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[Booney]

I'm Idaho!

[tipper]

"anyway, the doctor said my nose wouldnt bleed all the time if i just kept my finger out of there"

[Footy Chick]

We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

[Dog_ger]

We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BijOyMEzoFU

[Lightning McQueen]

We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BijOyMEzoFU

Yep, that's it.

[Lightning McQueen]

I call the big one Bitey

[Failed Creation]

The ol' grey mare, she ain't what she used to be...

[the big bang]

it tastes like burning

[beeroclock]

FC I do believe you are all a little off topic here.
How did a wet Sunday mail turn into such gutter talk
Anyway play on.
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