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Postby Johno6 » Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:01 pm

I'm hearing the pope just resigned. Wtf anyone know why
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Re: Pope resigns.

Postby Brodlach » Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:02 pm

Leaves the Vatican on February 28th. First pope on centuries to retire

Due to ill health
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Re: Pope resigns.

Postby Higglytown Hero » Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:11 pm

Surprised it hasnt happened earlier, seeing that they appoint pensioners to the job
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Re: Pope resigns.

Postby smac » Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:13 pm

Johno6 wrote:I'm hearing the pope just resigned. Wtf anyone know why

Been headhunted by the Jews apparently.
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Re: Pope resigns.

Postby dedja » Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:32 pm

Bloody bandwagoner ... FFS doesn't he realise it's a job for life?

Do the Catholics know how to handle the transition from a living Pope?

How could this happen? ... Could Steve Dank be involved?
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Re: Pope resigns.

Postby RustyCage » Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:45 pm

I didn't realise it was a job you could retire from! I thought it was once you were Pope, you hold the role until stumps
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Re: Pope resigns.

Postby Squids » Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:50 pm

It amazes me, its 2013 and people still believe in mythical higher powers.

Maybe he saw the light.
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Re: Pope resigns.

Postby Jimmy_041 » Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:44 pm

Hopefully someone flicked a condom at him and told him what its good for
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Re: Pope resigns.

Postby Brodlach » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:06 am

He is suffering from Parkinson's Disease
July 11th 2012....
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Re: Pope resigns.

Postby whufc » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:42 am

Got out before he got caught up in the AFL drug scandal!!!
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Re: Pope resigns.

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:38 am

I don't know what the big deal is. It would be like finding a new CEO for Disneyland.
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Re: Pope resigns.

Postby am Bays » Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:13 am

I like Leo Shanahans tweet reported on the Today show: Rudd denies canvassing behind the scenes at the Vatican but will be a candidate for new Pope"
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Re: Pope resigns.

Postby Booney » Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:28 am

Does he have to give 4 weeks notice and, if so, who to?

What sort of Super policy does he have, and who pays the 9%?

Does he relinquish his direct passage to Christ upon his mortal demise?

How would one apply to become Pope, do you have a resume ready to go in anticipation of the incumbent dying?

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Re: Pope resigns.

Postby OnSong » Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:35 am

He is suffering adverse health effects after prolonged consumption of duromine.
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Re: Pope resigns.

Postby HH3 » Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:38 am

OnSong wrote:He is suffering adverse health effects after prolonged consumption of duromine.


Yeah but you should see his abs
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Re: Pope resigns.

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:39 am

He'll be the new CEO of Essendon.
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Re: Pope resigns.

Postby OnSong » Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:44 am

HH3 wrote:
OnSong wrote:He is suffering adverse health effects after prolonged consumption of duromine.


Yeah but you should see his abs

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Re: Pope resigns.

Postby RustyCage » Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:54 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:He'll be the new CEO of Essendon.


Essendon switching from peptides to popetides!

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Re: Pope resigns.

Postby nwdfanparade » Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:38 am

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Re: Pope resigns.

Postby stampy » Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:44 pm

a lot of you blokes better not give up your day jobs, as far as i am concerned they need to join the rest of us in the 21st century and appoint someone who is in touch with society and not another 80yr old fart
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