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Eff me! I made it this far. Any advice about what to do today and from
now on?

Mr66 wrote:Eff me! I made it this far. Any advice about what to do today and from
now on?

breathe in, breathe out.
my turn in November.

Happy Birthday - 50 is the new 40

Happy birthday!! Have a great day, I say its too hot for anything so grab a cold box of beer and watch the cricket

Footy Chick wrote:Happy Birthday - 50 is the new 40

Does that mean 30 is the new 20?!?! Should I be getting excited here lol?

Mr66 wrote:Eff me! I made it this far. Any advice about what to do today and from
now on?

You life is faarked ... get over it

And shouldn't you be 47?

Oh, and Happy Birthday ...

Just keep reminding yourself, "Life begins at 50!", until you get to "Life begins at 60!"

Jeez, that reminds me - I'll turn 70 late this year!
That's a weird thought when you don't feel any different from how you did at 40.
(There is just a bit more grey in the beard and at the temples than there was.)

Psyber wrote:Just keep reminding yourself, "Life begins at 50!", until you get to "Life begins at 60!"

As the beard get's more grey, the roof get's thinner. Wear a hat....

You can always say that you are "A solar powered sex machine"

Dog_ger wrote:

Psyber wrote:Just keep reminding yourself, "Life begins at 50!", until you get to "Life begins at 60!"

As the beard get's more grey, the roof get's thinner. Wear a hat....
You can always say that you are "A solar powered sex machine"

I can't make that claim yet.
I still have a full head of light brown hair - just greying at the temples.
I can claim "good genes to contribute".

Mr66 wrote:Eff me! I made it this far. Any advice about what to do today and from
now on?

Refrain from dying is my advice. Everything else is a bonus.

I turned 50 seven years ago and have only had 1 nookie in that time. Its shrunk!!

Eunuch?

overloaded wrote:I turned 50 seven years ago and have only had 1 nookie in that time. Its shrunk!!

get a whore...............or pram lady.

overloaded wrote:I turned 50 seven years ago and have only had 1 nookie in that time. Its shrunk!!

what was he like?

overloaded wrote:I turned 50 seven years ago and have only had 1 nookie in that time. Its shrunk!!

ffs..

overloaded wrote:I turned 50 seven years ago and have only had 1 nookie in that time. Its shrunk!!

Oh for the good old days. Mine too.

I was doing fine until I had to have a Prostatectomy in May 2010 aged 66.
Since I'm now a single bloke it has some advantages - you save a lot of time not chasing it.