OK, prepare for the tone of this thread to start pretty low and more than likely get worse...
I'm staying in a caravan park on the Yorke Peninsular this week and it's a real retiree haven as you'd expect.
The thing I've noticed is that each time I've gone to the urinal, all these old fellas having been poking their own old fellas under the leg of their shorts. Literally 95% of cases. (There's probably a thesis in it for some anthropologist...)
I've always gone 'over the top' rather than 'under the cuff'. What's normal?
Re: How do you go?
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:15 pm
by overloaded
the normal male converts from over to under between the ages of 50-55 according to a recent study
Re: How do you go?
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:21 pm
by Aerie
overloaded wrote:the normal male converts from over to under between the ages of 50-55 according to a recent study
And I thought it was only the ears that kept growing...
Re: How do you go?
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:30 pm
by Q.
Footy shorts and no jocks = piss out the leg
Re: How do you go?
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:38 pm
by southee
Southee's system.......
Screw the knockers and non-believers!!!!
Plus...."who the hell goes camping?? ....I'll just wait till I retire!!"
Re: How do you go?
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:38 pm
by Dogwatcher
Hands down, most bizarre thread ever.
The question is, how does the Running Sheet 'go'?
Re: How do you go?
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:41 pm
by southee
Dogwatcher wrote:Hands down, most bizarre thread ever.
The question is, how does the Running Sheet 'go'?
Clarrie.....do you usually look at old fella's peeing???
I tend to look at the wall straight ahead or the ceiling at a public urinal
Re: How do you go?
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:52 am
by Wedgie
I think the under method would be declining due to the ever lengthening of shorts but I've always been an over man. This thread reminds me of a theory I used to have in the 90s regarding the difference in arse wipe technique circumsized and un-circumsized men had. The connection was eerily accurate for the case study of about the first dozen men before it fell apart. Don't ask me how we came up with it, it must have been a big session.
Re: How do you go?
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:26 am
by Booney
Dogwatcher wrote:Hands down, most bizarre thread ever.
The question is, how does the Running Sheet 'go'?
X2, or is it "hands up" the most bizzare thread ever?
Wedgie wrote:I think the under method would be declining due to the ever lengthening of shorts but I've always been an over man.
Yes, quite. Shorts aren't so short anymore. Unless you're a 15 year old metro boy with Beiber fringe and pink striped townies on.
To sum up, always over, but I'm sorry Clarrie, that's all the info I'm giving you.
Re: How do you go?
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:32 am
by Cambridge Clarrie
southee wrote:
Dogwatcher wrote:Hands down, most bizarre thread ever.
The question is, how does the Running Sheet 'go'?
Clarrie.....do you usually look at old fella's peeing???
I tend to look at the wall straight ahead or the ceiling at a public urinal
I have it on very good authority that you sit down to take a wizz Southee...
Re: How do you go?
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:38 am
by southee
Cambridge Clarrie wrote:
southee wrote:
Dogwatcher wrote:Hands down, most bizarre thread ever.
The question is, how does the Running Sheet 'go'?
Clarrie.....do you usually look at old fella's peeing???
I tend to look at the wall straight ahead or the ceiling at a public urinal
I have it on very good authority that you sit down to take a wizz Southee...
Refer to my 1st post (Larry David clip)
Says it all !!!
Re: How do you go?
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:51 am
by Cambridge Clarrie
Yep, one of the few times I've actually laughed at CYE.
Wedgie, I think you're right regarding the length of shorts these days. Some of these fossils are probably wearing shorts they bought in the early 80's.
Remember the good old Stubbies?
Re: How do you go?
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:57 am
by Booney
Cambridge Clarrie wrote:
southee wrote:
Dogwatcher wrote:Hands down, most bizarre thread ever.
The question is, how does the Running Sheet 'go'?
Clarrie.....do you usually look at old fella's peeing???
I tend to look at the wall straight ahead or the ceiling at a public urinal
I have it on very good authority that you sit down to take a wizz Southee...
Sometimes I like to treat myself too.
Re: How do you go?
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:16 am
by LMA
I'd say normal to go over the top, however when you start to wear striped polo shirts and football length socks on a regular basis, under the cuff is the norm.
Re: How do you go?
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:22 am
by southee
LMA wrote:I'd say normal to go over the top, however when you start to wear striped polo shirts and football length socks on a regular basis, under the cuff is the norm.
So you would go under then clarrie ?
Re: How do you go?
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:22 am
by Bum Crack
footy shorts, underneath. Boardies, over the top. Home in bed off my guts, piss my pants.
Re: How do you go?
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:43 am
by Booney
Bum Crack wrote:footy shorts, underneath. Boardies, over the top. Home in bed off my guts, piss my pants.
Re: How do you go?
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:18 pm
by overloaded
what does being circumsided have to do with the way you wipe your ass wedgie?
Re: How do you go?
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:29 pm
by Wedgie
overloaded wrote:what does being circumsided have to do with the way you wipe your ass wedgie?
Weirdly our first dozen or so test cases had 100% of circumsized men wiped north to south and uncircimsized men south to north but it must have just been an amazing coincidence as out next few test subjects completely blew apart our theory with their direction of wipes. Even more weird was the fact we weren't stoned when we came up with the theory, just extremely bored.