Any blokes measure up?

[dedja]

LOL at this Chinese woman ...

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/worl ... 6252147491


She doesn’t ask for much in a husband. Just that he rule the world.

Her name is Luo Yufeng, or Fengjie, and she is a Chinese internet celebrity who left Shanghai in 2010 for America on a quest for a husband who meets her exacting standards.

He must have graduated from Yale or Harvard, or similar, have ambitions of world domination, cannot be Asian and preferably stands at 2m tall.

Fengjie, 27, stands at just 1.3m but points out that she wears heels.

She came to national attention in China in 2009 when she started handing out flyers for an ideal husband.

She says she became the “hottest” star in China, known to 80 per cent of the population.

She claims she’s a political refugee but more likely had to do a runner when she made it known that none of the 300,000 Chinese men who she claims proposed marriage were good enough, or tall enough, for her.

Despite misgivings that she is a self-invented internet figment, she is real enough. As we stood together near Wall St, Chinese tourists stopped, pointed and began taking photos of her.

Chinese bloggers, who hate her, think she’s up to something. But what is hard to say.

Fengjie and a group of her friends started handing out husband flyers at Manhattan subway stations last year.

She says she gets about three calls, texts or emails a day with offers of marriage.

No American man has so far made the cut. She says she works in a humble Brooklyn manicure salon, living in a tiny room, waiting for Mr Impossible.

“I am a very clever person,” she said through a translator as we met in a Maccas.

Asked in what ways she was clever, she said: “I cannot give you the details.”

Asked what she offered her husband in return, she said: “I do not care. I do not consider that.”

She said she did not believe in sex before marriage but when asked whether she’d ever had sex before marriage, she blushed.

“My husband must be very clever and intelligent. He must have a willingness to be president of a nation, or own a very big business. I require my prospective husband to have graduated from a famous university.

“I myself am very good at politics.”

Asked to name the Australian prime minister, she could not.

Asked if she would consider an Australian husband, she said she would. But he would have to move to the US because she was in process of applying for refugee status.

But what if she just fell in love with a guy who had nothing? “I will not fall in love with a person like that,” she said.

“I will wait until I find that man.”

FENGJIE’S HUSBAND MUST BE:
Aged between 25 and 31
About two metres tall (a bit shorter is acceptable)
Must have a master’s degree from Harvard, Yale, Stanford or West Point
Can’t be Asian
Must have a house and car
Can never have been married, and no kids
Intends to rule the world

[Moe]

LOL at this Chinese woman ...

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/worl ... 6252147491


She doesn’t ask for much in a husband. Just that he rule the world.

Her name is Luo Yufeng, or Fengjie, and she is a Chinese internet celebrity who left Shanghai in 2010 for America on a quest for a husband who meets her exacting standards.

He must have graduated from Yale or Harvard, or similar, have ambitions of world domination, cannot be Asian and preferably stands at 2m tall.

Fengjie, 27, stands at just 1.3m but points out that she wears heels.

She came to national attention in China in 2009 when she started handing out flyers for an ideal husband.

She says she became the “hottest” star in China, known to 80 per cent of the population.

She claims she’s a political refugee but more likely had to do a runner when she made it known that none of the 300,000 Chinese men who she claims proposed marriage were good enough, or tall enough, for her.

Despite misgivings that she is a self-invented internet figment, she is real enough. As we stood together near Wall St, Chinese tourists stopped, pointed and began taking photos of her.

Chinese bloggers, who hate her, think she’s up to something. But what is hard to say.

Fengjie and a group of her friends started handing out husband flyers at Manhattan subway stations last year.

She says she gets about three calls, texts or emails a day with offers of marriage.

No American man has so far made the cut. She says she works in a humble Brooklyn manicure salon, living in a tiny room, waiting for Mr Impossible.

“I am a very clever person,” she said through a translator as we met in a Maccas.

Asked in what ways she was clever, she said: “I cannot give you the details.”

Asked what she offered her husband in return, she said: “I do not care. I do not consider that.”

She said she did not believe in sex before marriage but when asked whether she’d ever had sex before marriage, she blushed.

“My husband must be very clever and intelligent. He must have a willingness to be president of a nation, or own a very big business. I require my prospective husband to have graduated from a famous university.

“I myself am very good at politics.”

Asked to name the Australian prime minister, she could not.

Asked if she would consider an Australian husband, she said she would. But he would have to move to the US because she was in process of applying for refugee status.

But what if she just fell in love with a guy who had nothing? “I will not fall in love with a person like that,” she said.

“I will wait until I find that man.”

FENGJIE’S HUSBAND MUST BE:
Aged between 25 and 31: Hmmm, close but just out of range
About two metres tall (a bit shorter is acceptable): Close.
Must have a master’s degree from Harvard, Yale, Stanford or West Point: Graduated from Glegowrie High Scool, maybe a no there.
Can’t be Asian: Check
Must have a house and car:Check
Can never have been married, and no kids: Strike 3
Intends to rule the world: I had intended on doing so until the previous point on the checklist got in my way.

[Pseudo]

I intend to rule the world.

She may have to compromise on one or two of the other points, though.

There are however one or two points on which I myself will not compromise. dedja, can you post a pic of her chest so I can see if my requirements are satisfied?

[dedja]

I was interested until this statement ...

Asked what she offered her husband in return, she said: “I do not care. I do not consider that.”

WTF???

[dedja]

But I bet she knows what to do with a ping pong ball ...

[Jimmy_041]

Velly famous now

[Booney]

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Play on.

[Punk Rooster]

she sounds like 99.9% of the world's female population...