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Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Dog_ger » Sun Dec 25, 2011 7:11 am

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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Media Park » Sun Dec 25, 2011 7:55 am

Both of them, this year...
Missus me got together basically christmas last year, so she got me a Parker pen engraved "Celebrating the first of many years together, love Darci."
Almost made me tear up...

Then she also got me a WWE wristband... It's funny, but no way I can wear it in public.. :lol: .
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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Pseudo » Sun Dec 25, 2011 9:26 am

As a kid, I once bought my grandfather a big jar full of nuts for Christmas.

A number of Christmases later I was given back the exact same jar.

Being elderly grandparents, I couldn't be too dirty on them....
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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Brucetiki » Sun Dec 25, 2011 9:56 am

Visiting Dad's side of the family is always in my 'worst' list, though I am tempted to gothis year to see how they react to my weight loss since last Christmas :lol:
They don't keep me here because I'm gorgeous and 5'10
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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Footy Chick » Sun Dec 25, 2011 4:28 pm

As part of his christmas present for this year, I bought him a book called "Farts - the spotters guide" complete with audio annotations :lol:

I wonder what category he'd stick that under.. :lol:
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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Alaska » Sun Dec 25, 2011 8:09 pm

Footy Chick wrote:As part of his christmas present for this year, I bought him a book called "Farts - the spotters guide" complete with audio annotations :lol:

I wonder what category he'd stick that under.. :lol:



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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby gadj1976 » Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:07 pm

My dad purchased radiator coolant for my mum one year. Clearly the worst present I can remember.

Actually, I did receive Crows socks in a secret Santa one year.....
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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby valleys07 » Mon Dec 26, 2011 12:04 am

My parents very much exceeded this year.

Myself and my fiancee have been given a free nights stay at the intercontinental in a "superior king riverview room" to use throughout 2012.

Beats socks and jocks :lol:

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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Alaska » Mon Dec 26, 2011 7:34 pm

Still wearing my Crows sox
But best present this year........... Croc Dundee Knife and Hat with croc 's teeth built in.
Can't wait to get to New York!
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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:06 am

Media Park wrote:Both of them, this year...
Missus me got together basically christmas last year, so she got me a Parker pen engraved "Celebrating the first of many years together, love Darci."
Almost made me tear up...

Then she also got me a WWE wristband... It's funny, but no way I can wear it in public.. :lol: .


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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Groover » Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:08 am

This years present of Boxing Day cricket tickets as well as tickets to the rest of the test.
Spent Christmas in Melbourne and came back NYE, probably the best week I have had in my life!
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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Johno6 » Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:19 am

my mum got me a xmas tie with a button on it u push it and it lights up and sings a xmas song, cant remember which one now.
but boy was that the worst present.... i think (hope) she was trying to be funny, but u never know with my senile mother dearest
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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:31 am

Johno6 wrote:my mum got me a xmas tie with a button on it u push it and it lights up and sings a xmas song, cant remember which one now.
but boy was that the worst present.... i think (hope) she was trying to be funny, but u never know with my senile mother dearest


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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Bum Crack » Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:47 am

I didn't get a present or even a card from the mother-in-law. my other half and daughter got presents and I got **** all. I was fuming. Won't be going there for Christmas ever again. If my old dear did that to my other half, i would ge berserk.
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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:53 am

Bum Crack wrote:I didn't get a present or even a card from the mother-in-law. my other half and daughter got presents and I got **** all. I was fuming. Won't be going there for Christmas ever again. If my old dear did that to my other half, i would ge berserk.


As a kid, from my grandma, me and about a dozen of my cousins got a light blue bonds t-shirt each valued at about $1.86 from Big W whilst the chosen cousin unwrapped a $127 remote control truck in front of the rest of us.
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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby smac » Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:09 pm

I bet the t-shirt lasted longer though.
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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:20 pm

smac wrote:I bet the t-shirt lasted longer though.


Only coz it never got friggin worn unless we were going crabbing or I had to help the old man work on his car.
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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby overloaded » Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:29 pm

gadj1976 wrote:My dad purchased radiator coolant for my mum one year. Clearly the worst present I can remember.

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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby smac » Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:31 pm

A friend of mine woke Christmas morning to find the wheels of his brand new BMW missing and his car up on blocks.

His best mate turned up lunch time with 4 large, round presents, neatly wrapped. He still claims it was the best present he has ever received.
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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:33 pm

smac wrote:A friend of mine woke Christmas morning to find the wheels of his brand new BMW missing and his car up on blocks.

His best mate turned up lunch time with 4 large, round presents, neatly wrapped. He still claims it was the best present he has ever received.


Where did his mate find a place open on Christmas Day that sold tyres?
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