KIM JONG IL
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:46 pmjust announced has died of fatique on a train.
69yrs
69yrs
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:53 pmIt was inewidabool.
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:55 pmRe: KIM JONG IL
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:02 pmHis name is now Kim Jong Dead.
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:04 pmtony abott is looking for another mentor
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:09 pmHe is no longer rone-ree.
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:47 pmstory of my life wrote:tony abott is looking for another mentor
Fred Phelps is still kicking.
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:04 pmnever heard of the guy
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 8:20 pmBeen a bad year for dictators, maybe Julia is next
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 8:23 pmJim05 wrote:Been a bad year for dictators, maybe Julia is next
You mean Rupert Murdoch
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 8:25 pmQuichey wrote:Jim05 wrote:Been a bad year for dictators, maybe Julia is next
You mean Rupert Murdoch
Well played
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:11 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:10 amIt's funny how we make light of some people dying, but if Molly Meldrum doesn't make it, and I crack a joke, I'll be a prick...
Confuses me...
Confuses me...
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:41 amMedia Park wrote:It's funny how we make light of some people dying, but if Molly Meldrum doesn't make it, and I crack a joke, I'll be a prick...
Confuses me...
Kim was a mass murderering psychopath, while the only thing Molly ever murdered was the english language
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:21 amLMAO at comparing Kim to Molly....... LOLLERSKATES
also LOLS at on the radio this morning they said how he told the media in 94 or something he shot 11 hole in 1's in 1 round of golf.
classsssic
also LOLS at on the radio this morning they said how he told the media in 94 or something he shot 11 hole in 1's in 1 round of golf.
classsssic
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:42 amhttp://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/from-fashion-icon-to-golf-pro-mind-boggling-facts-about-kim-jong-il/story-e6frf7lf-1226226100974
FORMER North Korean leader Kim Jong-il was the world's best golfer, sparked a fashion phenomenon and didn't defecate - that is, if you believe everything you read.
Here are some of the most interesting reports about the pint-size former dictator.
He had a supernatural birth
Kim Jong-il was born in Siberia in 1941 while his parents were during the Japanese occupation of Korea, according to Soviet documents.
But according to official North Korean literature, he was born in a log cabin at his father's secret base on North Korea's sacred Mt Paektu in 1942.
The same reports claim his birth were heralded by a swallow and caused winter to change to spring, a star to illuminate the sky and rainbows to spontaneously appear.
He was the best golfer the world has ever seen
In 1994, Pyongyang media reported that Kim Jong-il shot an amazing 11 holes-in-one to achieve an unprecedented 38-under-par game on a regulation 18-hole golf course - on his first try at golf.
Reports say each of his 17 bodyguards verified the record-breaking feat.
He loved film so much he kidnapped two filmmakers
A filmmaking author with a collection of over 20,000 movies, Jong-il's passion for the art led him to kidnap South Korean director Shin Sang-ok and his actress wife Choi Eun-hee to make Pulgasari, basically a socialist version of Godzilla.
The couple made an escape while in Austria on a trip to finalise plans for Pulgasari's sequel by fleeing to the American embassy.
He was a fashion icon
Pyongyang announced the leader had become a worldwide fashion icon after Rodong Sinmun, a communist party newspaper in North Korea, reported Kim Jong-il's suits had become a global fashion phenomenon.
An "unidentified French fashion expert" agreed: "Kim Jong-il mode, which is now spreading expeditiously worldwide, is something unprecedented in the world's history."
He didn't defecate
According to the official biography on the North Korean state web site, Kim Jong-il didn't defecate. The biography has since been taken down.
He lured short people with a wonder drug that promised to make them tall, then kidnapped them
Kim Hyun-sik, a former tutor to Jong-il, said the government handed out pamphlets to thousands of people selling a wonder drug that would make them taller. When they responded to the ad, they were sent away to "uninhabited islands in an attempt to end their 'substandard' genes from repeating in a new generation," Hyun-sik said.
He only ate rice of uniform in length and colour
A nephew of Jong-il's first wife, Lee Young Nam, wrote that the obsessive leader insisted his rice be cooked using trees cut from Mt. Paektu (the mountain where he was born), and that he had female staff inspected each grain of rice to make sure it met his strict standards.
He was the world's biggest Hennessey drinker
A study by Dr. Jerold Post, a former CIA psychologist, revealed the former dictator loved a Hennessey cognac that retails for $630 a bottle in Korea - $270 less than the average Korean annual income, $900.
"He is the largest customer over the last 10 years, averaging between $650,000 and $720,000 a year."
FORMER North Korean leader Kim Jong-il was the world's best golfer, sparked a fashion phenomenon and didn't defecate - that is, if you believe everything you read.
Here are some of the most interesting reports about the pint-size former dictator.
He had a supernatural birth
Kim Jong-il was born in Siberia in 1941 while his parents were during the Japanese occupation of Korea, according to Soviet documents.
But according to official North Korean literature, he was born in a log cabin at his father's secret base on North Korea's sacred Mt Paektu in 1942.
The same reports claim his birth were heralded by a swallow and caused winter to change to spring, a star to illuminate the sky and rainbows to spontaneously appear.
He was the best golfer the world has ever seen
In 1994, Pyongyang media reported that Kim Jong-il shot an amazing 11 holes-in-one to achieve an unprecedented 38-under-par game on a regulation 18-hole golf course - on his first try at golf.
Reports say each of his 17 bodyguards verified the record-breaking feat.
He loved film so much he kidnapped two filmmakers
A filmmaking author with a collection of over 20,000 movies, Jong-il's passion for the art led him to kidnap South Korean director Shin Sang-ok and his actress wife Choi Eun-hee to make Pulgasari, basically a socialist version of Godzilla.
The couple made an escape while in Austria on a trip to finalise plans for Pulgasari's sequel by fleeing to the American embassy.
He was a fashion icon
Pyongyang announced the leader had become a worldwide fashion icon after Rodong Sinmun, a communist party newspaper in North Korea, reported Kim Jong-il's suits had become a global fashion phenomenon.
An "unidentified French fashion expert" agreed: "Kim Jong-il mode, which is now spreading expeditiously worldwide, is something unprecedented in the world's history."
He didn't defecate
According to the official biography on the North Korean state web site, Kim Jong-il didn't defecate. The biography has since been taken down.
He lured short people with a wonder drug that promised to make them tall, then kidnapped them
Kim Hyun-sik, a former tutor to Jong-il, said the government handed out pamphlets to thousands of people selling a wonder drug that would make them taller. When they responded to the ad, they were sent away to "uninhabited islands in an attempt to end their 'substandard' genes from repeating in a new generation," Hyun-sik said.
He only ate rice of uniform in length and colour
A nephew of Jong-il's first wife, Lee Young Nam, wrote that the obsessive leader insisted his rice be cooked using trees cut from Mt. Paektu (the mountain where he was born), and that he had female staff inspected each grain of rice to make sure it met his strict standards.
He was the world's biggest Hennessey drinker
A study by Dr. Jerold Post, a former CIA psychologist, revealed the former dictator loved a Hennessey cognac that retails for $630 a bottle in Korea - $270 less than the average Korean annual income, $900.
"He is the largest customer over the last 10 years, averaging between $650,000 and $720,000 a year."
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:10 amJohno6 wrote:also LOLS at on the radio this morning they said how he told the media in 94 or something he shot 11 hole in 1's in 1 round of golf.
What they didn't tell you was that it was at the Pyongyang putt-putt
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:15 amOnSong wrote:He didn't defecate
No s..t?
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:16 amPseudo wrote:OnSong wrote:He didn't defecate
No s..t?
No wonder he was a little IL.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:32 amSeeya ****.
Hope ya **** of a son dies soon too...
******* despot shit.....
Hope ya **** of a son dies soon too...
******* despot shit.....