"Hello, is this Lisa Wright"
Sleepy me: "yes it is"
"this is Senior Constable Ben Bloggs (note: can't remember his real name, I was barely awake) from Holden Hill Police. Sorry for the time of the call but we've just apprehened a male who had in his possesion amongst other things several sets of car keys and one of the keyrings had <insert rego plate here> on the keyring which we've traced as being you as the registered owner, do you still own this vehicle?"
still sleepy me: Ummmm, yes I do.
Policeman: Have you reported a set of stolen car keys or note any missing?
still sleepy me: Errrrrrr, no... I don't think so, actually come to think of it, Ive had this car almost 7 years and I cant recall actually getting a spare set of car keys when I bought the car. Mind you I'm half asleep so my memory understandably isn't that good. I could have had a spare set and given them to my brother.... you don't have my brother there do you?


Policeman: *laughs" no but you might want to look outside to see if your car is there.
still sleepy me: oh, of course *gets out of bed and stumbles to front door, tripping over a cat on the way out - open door* " Yep, car is still there"
I then proceed to tell the policeman where I bought the car (Northpoint toyota). He then revealed that the keyring attached to said keys had an avis keyring on them and I said that could be right because I bought an ex hire car.
Policeman: Ok, we'll need to keep these keys for a little while while we process the male and we'll let you know when you can have your keys.
Still sleepy me: Wow, I now have a spare set of car keys, cool!
So turns out this guy probably stole these keys from Avis back in 2004 and has been randomly combing the area and various shopping centres with all these keys, pressing the remotes to see if any cars unlock

Feels a bit weird know knowing that some crim has had keys to my car for all that time!
policeman called again at 7am and came around to make sure that the keys did in fact open and start my car and I'm now the proud owner of a 2nd set of keys, which is handy because the little button that opens the central locking is starting to die on my original set

What's your bizarre story?