CK wrote:Who on here has Twitter and can anyone offer compelling reasons to change my mind about joining?
How much time do you have?
Assuming that your motivation for succumbing to this particular glass of digital Kool-aid is that you want to keep in touch with people, consider that:
- you can write
nothing meaningful in 140 characters or less.
If somebody is worth communicating with, then they are worth committing the time and effort to do it properly. That means investing in a number of keystrokes an order of magnitude higher than 140. Condensing the description of your breakfast to fit in this limit can only B dun by lotsa SMS abrevns. Your message completely devoid of information, but this no longer matters since you have rendered it unintelligible.
- Twitter is not private.
Anything you send via twitter is by default readable by anyone. If you have something personal to say to a particular individual then well and good, but so you really want to inflict this on the other 2,213 people who follow you? When you go on holidays to the Cayman islands for 2 weeks, why would you tell the entire internet "in Q at a/port. Brding in 10. Sun and sea here I come WOOOO"? Would it not be simpler to paint a big sign saying "THE KEYS ARE UNDER THE MAT, HELP YOURSELF" and nail it to your front door?
- Twitter is dumbing down the internet.
The use of "social media" dreck like twitter - and particularly facebook - is predicated on the fact that You Have Something Worth Saying, and the rest of the internet wants to hear you say it. This is, for the typical internet user, sheer fantasy. 99% of the human race would be better served by learning to STFU than open their gobs. The prevalence of tools like twitter merely serves to grow the fantasy of importance among internet users, breeding narcissism, filling the bandwidth with irrelevant effing "tweets". A billion voices wanting only to be heard, and not one capable of listening. The signal-to-noise ratio of the internet grows infintely smaller every day, and the reason is effing twitter and the likes of it.
- Twitter is impersonal.
You want to keep in touch with a computer-savvy friend? Sit down, clear your thoughts, open up an editor and compose him/her a lengthy email; tailored especially for the intended listener, modulating your thoughts to a wavelength that is personal to your intended recipient. Twitter offers NOTHING that is not already achievable via email - except the foisting of your own inanity onto the hapless psyches of anyone who is dumb enough to "follow" you.
Rant ends. Glenelg must have lost this week.
