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Worst Crime you have done

Postby overloaded » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:02 pm

What is the worst crime you have done?
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby Q. » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:11 pm

When you're done incriminating yourselves here, feel free to copy and paste onto Facebook.
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby am Bays » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:17 pm

Prostitution

Sold my body for cash and worked for a year at Sturt in fitness and rehab.

I felt so dirty..... ;)
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby Dirko » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:17 pm

Quichey wrote:When you're done incriminating yourselves here, feel free to copy and paste onto Facebook.


And twitter also. Make sure you copy in @SAPoliceNews
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby Mr Beefy » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:19 pm

If you've done the crime and served the time, then it doesn't matter about incriminating yourself?
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:20 pm

When I was a kid, I used to ring the buzzers on all the posh houses on East Terrace and run away :lol:
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby Q. » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:26 pm

Mr Beefy wrote:If you've done the crime and served the time, then it doesn't matter about incriminating yourself?


And if you never got caught?
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby Booney » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:29 pm

Quichey wrote:
Mr Beefy wrote:If you've done the crime and served the time, then it doesn't matter about incriminating yourself?


And if you never got caught?


Then it never happened. ;)
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby Mr Beefy » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:30 pm

Quichey wrote:
Mr Beefy wrote:If you've done the crime and served the time, then it doesn't matter about incriminating yourself?


And if you never got caught?

Then it never happened...... :-"
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:30 pm

overloaded wrote:What is the worst crime you have done?


You go first, we wont label you. :)]
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby Media Park » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:32 pm

SABRE to thread, SABRE to thread...

Could be an instant classic...
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby Booney » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:42 pm

Quichey wrote:When you're done incriminating yourselves here, feel free to copy and paste onto Facebook.


Yeah, and regardless of what you have or haven't done you should be locked up forever with no chance of release. Right aren't I mate?

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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby Q. » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:46 pm

Booney wrote:
Quichey wrote:When you're done incriminating yourselves here, feel free to copy and paste onto Facebook.


Yeah, and regardless of what you have or haven't done you should be locked up forever with no chance of release. Right aren't I mate?

:ympeace:


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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby SABRE » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:20 pm

Media Park wrote:SABRE to thread, SABRE to thread...
Could be an instant classic...

Might have to disappoint you on this one 'MP'. I'm not much of a crim' mate.
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby GWW » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:25 pm

If you're accused of theft, but didn't take anything, but "paid money back" when requested to, is that a crime?
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby SABRE » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:36 pm

GWW wrote:If you're accused of theft, but didn't take anything, but "paid money back" when requested to, is that a crime?

I'm not sure about that one 'GWW', but when it comes to the pathetic interest rates and all the fees and charges,
I reckon we should be able to rob banks and then get off on a plea of 'Self Defence' !
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby GWW » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:45 pm

SABRE wrote:
GWW wrote:If you're accused of theft, but didn't take anything, but "paid money back" when requested to, is that a crime?

I'm not sure about that one 'GWW', but when it comes to the pathetic interest rates and all the fees and charges,
I reckon we should be able to rob banks and then get off on a plea of 'Self Defence' !
;)


Did any of you Norwood blokes in attendance at the grand final in 1978 report a certain crime against blokes wearing Double Blue guernseys ;)
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby fish » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:32 pm

Do fashion crimes count I committed loads of them back in the 80's. :oops:
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby Pseudo » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:38 pm

I once gathered sticks on the sabbath.
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby CK » Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:48 am

Pseudo wrote:I once gathered sticks on the sabbath.


Kernahan was happy with this?
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