SA Footy Test Dummies

Ok, so there's a new product being advertised on TV. Or a big bright sign at the front of a take-away shop brandishes a sensational new menu item.
You go in. You try it. You review it. Here!
I'm one to bite the bullet, take one for the team. Pow!
Yesterday, I spotted a beverage at the bottom of a local take-away shop fridge labelled Go-Coco Pineapple.
It's basically a new fad sports drink, coconut water with pineapple flavouring.

(Guava model shown)
Let me start by saying WHOA it's sweet.
Then there is this indistinct mix between pineapple and coconut flavours, which isn't pleasant.
Once the pineapple washes away, you're left with a coconut aftertaste.
I'm not a big fan of coconut, but if you have to put up with the flavour, you may as well smash some Malibu and get something out of it.
You go in. You try it. You review it. Here!
I'm one to bite the bullet, take one for the team. Pow!
Yesterday, I spotted a beverage at the bottom of a local take-away shop fridge labelled Go-Coco Pineapple.
It's basically a new fad sports drink, coconut water with pineapple flavouring.

(Guava model shown)
Let me start by saying WHOA it's sweet.
Then there is this indistinct mix between pineapple and coconut flavours, which isn't pleasant.
Once the pineapple washes away, you're left with a coconut aftertaste.
I'm not a big fan of coconut, but if you have to put up with the flavour, you may as well smash some Malibu and get something out of it.