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Don't be ashamed. We're all scared of something. Except Chuck Norris.

One situation I continually find myself in is at night.
After exercising, I usually mull around home before having a shower before bed.
My thinking is, why wear underwear if I'm only going the bed? Saves washing etc.
Problem: I get worried that if someone breaks in, I'm going to have to confront them in the nud with a baseball bat (and something to attack the intruder with, lol).
It worries me having to defend my home in the nud.
The prospect scares me. Hell, the picture alone would scare many.

Especially if the intruder is packing a knife, you don't really want your dude piston flying around in a scuffle.

i actually "LOL'd" at the baseball comment....

well played sir

Dude Piston. Lol. And thanks Johno. No fears Quichey, Johno?

The only thing chuck norris would be scared of is his birthday, which is actually today.
happy birthday chuck.

No fears mate. I've stared death in the eye...one late night at the Proscenium, and she slapped me for 'getting too close' apparently. I don't know, I was young, drunk and had a thing for goth chicks.

- my sugar levels dropping too low while im sleeping and having a siezure and noone being their to give me some sugar (sugar as in real sugar not sex)

- i am scared of heights... like a big girl. hate them, i hate looking at photos from the view of people that are high.

that is all i can think of for now

thanks alot mate....
looks like i wont be sleeping tonight now

Johno6 wrote:thanks alot mate....
looks like i wont be sleeping tonight now

Wear undies. Protect the piston from intruders.

I'm scared of sunday fishing days with OnSong and the three days after it.

Bum Crack wrote:I'm scared of sunday fishing days with OnSong and the three days after it.

I still have nightmares about that too.

Dogs

I must admit, I've regularly had the thought of "what if" I had to defend the home and family without the package wrapped.

I don't want our intruder laughing and stabbing at the same time.

Biggest fears for me were always:

1. Angry Chicks
2. Spiders

Now that I have children their well-being naturally tops the list.

Yeah very true CP. Having a child with a terminal illness would be the worst you could get.

I'm terrified of being sober.

snakes....

also can relate to this quote somewhat.... from the movie 'national lampoons loaded weapon 1'

[Mr. Jigsaw is holding a gun to Sgt. Colt's head]
Sgt. Jack Colt: Who are you?
Mr. Jigsaw: I'm your worst nightmare.
Jack Colt: No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.
Mr. Jigsaw: Okay, alright, so I'm not actually your worst nightmare. But I am right up there.

Johno6 wrote:- my sugar levels dropping too low while im sleeping and having a siezure and noone being their to give me some sugar (sugar as in real sugar not sex)
- i am scared of heights... like a big girl. hate them, i hate looking at photos from the view of people that are high.

that is all i can think of for now

sex is ok after your real sugar does though.