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A headline I'd like to see

Posted:
Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:10 pm
by Darth Vader
The first thing that grabs you when you buy the newspaper is the headline. The NT News is notorious for its penchant with crocodiles for instance.
so what would you like to see in tomorrow mornings paper?
for example...
Matthew Lloyd joins Michael Klim and Thorpey on the come-back trail
Free parking in the city square mile
Bob Jane T-Marts go under
John Martin's Magic Cave reopens
Costello makes a come-back
Gillard falls on her sword
Crows sign Ablett
Re: A headline I'd like to see

Posted:
Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:25 pm
by GWW
"Demetriou - no one likes me so I"m going to quit"
Re: A headline I'd like to see

Posted:
Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:31 pm
by LMA
Collingwood to play 6 games away from home
Maguire: "This is a bloody outrage"
Re: A headline I'd like to see

Posted:
Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:43 pm
by Big Phil
Centrals win ANOTHER premiership

Re: A headline I'd like to see

Posted:
Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:44 pm
by mickey
Big Phil wrote:Centrals win ANOTHER premiership

He means things that are unlikely to happen BP....

Re: A headline I'd like to see

Posted:
Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:44 pm
by CK
"We talk to the AFL player who resisted the advances of the St Kilda schoolgirl".
Re: A headline I'd like to see

Posted:
Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:03 pm
by bayman
CK wrote:"We talk to the AFL player who resisted the advances of the St Kilda schoolgirl".
i'll add (purely for humour)
''yet took the invitation from the younger sister''

Re: A headline I'd like to see

Posted:
Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:11 pm
by cripple
CK wrote:"We talk to the AFL player who resisted the advances of the St Kilda schoolgirl".
and/or manager. bad man ricky nixon
Re: A headline I'd like to see

Posted:
Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:15 pm
by Mister Meaner
Economic boom forces Government to implement three-day weekend for all workers
Re: A headline I'd like to see

Posted:
Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:21 pm
by JAS
"Qantas introduces new route with half-price return fares from Inverness to Adelaide"
Regards
JAS
Re: A headline I'd like to see

Posted:
Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:23 pm
by Sky Pilot
Mark Latham appointed President of new Australian Republic
- Carks it during inauguration ceremony
Re: A headline I'd like to see

Posted:
Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:24 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
centrals in salary cup fraud
ordered to return all premiership cups
Re: A headline I'd like to see

Posted:
Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:35 pm
by Mister Meaner
Publicans in desperate beer give-away to relieve product glut
Re: A headline I'd like to see

Posted:
Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:43 pm
by dedja
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:centrals in salary cup fraud
ordered to return all premiership cups

Re: A headline I'd like to see

Posted:
Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:48 pm
by dedja
Adrian Anderson caught out forging his CV ... I've never had any football experience before this job he admits
Re: A headline I'd like to see

Posted:
Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:57 pm
by fish
GLENELG WIN A FINAL
Re: A headline I'd like to see

Posted:
Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:00 pm
by redandblack
fish wrote:GLENELG WIN A FINAL
Moderator's Note to fish:
Site rules - no shouting.Then again, that's so unusual, it's definitely something to shout about.
Play on

Re: A headline I'd like to see

Posted:
Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:11 pm
by dedja
The Stadium Management Authority advise the government to keep it's money ... the SACA and SANFL agree to fund the Adeaide Oval redevelopment
Re: A headline I'd like to see

Posted:
Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:21 pm
by fish
dedja wrote:The Stadium Management Authority advise the government to keep it's money ... the SACA and SANFL agree to fund the Adeaide Oval redevelopment
Come on dedja now you're just being plain silly
Re: A headline I'd like to see

Posted:
Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:32 pm
by dedja
not as silly as yours ...
