A headline I'd like to see

[Darth Vader]

The first thing that grabs you when you buy the newspaper is the headline. The NT News is notorious for its penchant with crocodiles for instance.
so what would you like to see in tomorrow mornings paper?
for example...
Matthew Lloyd joins Michael Klim and Thorpey on the come-back trail
Free parking in the city square mile
Bob Jane T-Marts go under
John Martin's Magic Cave reopens
Costello makes a come-back
Gillard falls on her sword
Crows sign Ablett

[GWW]

"Demetriou - no one likes me so I"m going to quit"

[LMA]

Collingwood to play 6 games away from home
Maguire: "This is a bloody outrage"

[Big Phil]

Centrals win ANOTHER premiership

[mickey]

Centrals win ANOTHER premiership

He means things that are unlikely to happen BP....

[CK]

"We talk to the AFL player who resisted the advances of the St Kilda schoolgirl".

[bayman]

"We talk to the AFL player who resisted the advances of the St Kilda schoolgirl".

i'll add (purely for humour)

''yet took the invitation from the younger sister''

[cripple]

"We talk to the AFL player who resisted the advances of the St Kilda schoolgirl".

and/or manager. bad man ricky nixon

[Mister Meaner]

Economic boom forces Government to implement three-day weekend for all workers

[JAS]

"Qantas introduces new route with half-price return fares from Inverness to Adelaide"

Regards
JAS

[Sky Pilot]

Mark Latham appointed President of new Australian Republic
- Carks it during inauguration ceremony

[mighty_tiger_79]

centrals in salary cup fraud

ordered to return all premiership cups

[Mister Meaner]

Publicans in desperate beer give-away to relieve product glut

[dedja]

centrals in salary cup fraud

ordered to return all premiership cups

[dedja]

Adrian Anderson caught out forging his CV ... I've never had any football experience before this job he admits

[fish]

GLENELG WIN A FINAL

[redandblack]

GLENELG WIN A FINAL

Moderator's Note to fish:

Site rules - no shouting.

Then again, that's so unusual, it's definitely something to shout about.

Play on

[dedja]

The Stadium Management Authority advise the government to keep it's money ... the SACA and SANFL agree to fund the Adeaide Oval redevelopment

[fish]

The Stadium Management Authority advise the government to keep it's money ... the SACA and SANFL agree to fund the Adeaide Oval redevelopment

Come on dedja now you're just being plain silly

[dedja]

not as silly as yours ...