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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby dedja » Tue Dec 12, 2023 8:13 pm

I know someone in the traffic section at Transport, and the easiest way to wind him up is to ask why trams can’t turn right there.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Footy Chick » Sat Dec 16, 2023 8:50 am

What do you call someone that needs to use GPS in Adelaide?

A Tourist :lol:
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby dedja » Sat Dec 16, 2023 9:19 am

Footy Chick wrote:What do you call someone that needs to use GPS in Adelaide?

A Tourist :lol:


Or a foreigner from the wrong side of town :lol:
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Psyber » Sun Dec 17, 2023 10:07 am

dedja wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:What do you call someone that needs to use GPS in Adelaide?

A Tourist :lol:


Or a foreigner from the wrong side of town :lol:

And semi-rural types like me who moved out of the city area into the hills way back in about 1983 and is not up to date with the road changes in most areas. Even when working in Melbourne from 1999 to 2008 I moved into the Dandenong Ranges after the first 12 months.

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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby dedja » Mon Dec 18, 2023 10:26 am

Parcel tracking.

According to a recent parcel tracking:

8/12 Brisbane QLD
11/12 Sunshine West VIC
16/12 Brisbane QLD
16/12 in transit to next facility in Adelaide airport SA
18/12 Sunshine West ViC

:-??

Just admit you don’t know where it is. :-s
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Jim05 » Mon Dec 18, 2023 10:59 am

dedja wrote:Parcel tracking.

According to a recent parcel tracking:

8/12 Brisbane QLD
11/12 Sunshine West VIC
16/12 Brisbane QLD
16/12 in transit to next facility in Adelaide airport SA
18/12 Sunshine West ViC

:-??

Just admit you don’t know where it is. :-s
More often then not they will know exactly where it is. In peak period there is a hell of a lot of funny buggers that goes on with scanning and it’s probably sitting in a stockpile exactly where it’s been since day 1 :)
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby locky801 » Mon Dec 18, 2023 1:42 pm

Jim05 wrote:
dedja wrote:Parcel tracking.

According to a recent parcel tracking:

8/12 Brisbane QLD
11/12 Sunshine West VIC
16/12 Brisbane QLD
16/12 in transit to next facility in Adelaide airport SA
18/12 Sunshine West ViC

:-??

Just admit you don’t know where it is. :-s
More often then not they will know exactly where it is. In peak period there is a hell of a lot of funny buggers that goes on with scanning and it’s probably sitting in a stockpile exactly where it’s been since day 1 :)


purchased some outdoor furniture last week and store sent me the tracking stuff.
Has arrival date at 19/12 which i thought was fantastic for this time of year.
Friday evening (15th) a knock at the front door and there it is already being delivered, must have got very lucky i think
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby dedja » Fri Dec 22, 2023 3:40 pm

Natalie Bassingthwaighte batting for the other side now. :-??
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Dec 22, 2023 3:49 pm

dedja wrote:Natalie Bassingthwaighte batting for the other side now. :-??


It’s not that hard when you think about it mate. ;)
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby locky801 » Fri Dec 22, 2023 3:49 pm

dedja wrote:Natalie Bassingthwaighte batting for the other side now. :-??


Pretty much a common theme these days :?
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Wedgie » Fri Dec 22, 2023 3:50 pm

dedja wrote:Natalie Bassingthwaighte batting for the other side now. :-??

I understand it, like her I prefer women too. ;)
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby dedja » Fri Dec 22, 2023 3:53 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
dedja wrote:Natalie Bassingthwaighte batting for the other side now. :-??


It’s not that hard when you think about it mate. ;)


It’s not hard at all. ;))
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Dec 22, 2023 6:41 pm

dedja wrote:Natalie Bassingthwaighte batting for the other side now. :-??

I’d like to be present to make my own judgements
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Dec 22, 2023 7:22 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
dedja wrote:Natalie Bassingthwaighte batting for the other side now. :-??


It’s not that hard when you think about it mate. ;)


I understand it - I've been battling my latent lesbianism since birth
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby cracka » Fri Dec 22, 2023 8:07 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
dedja wrote:Natalie Bassingthwaighte batting for the other side now. :-??


It’s not that hard when you think about it mate. ;)


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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby LaughingKookaburra » Thu Dec 28, 2023 11:23 pm

How the latest Toyota ad even became a marketing idea in the first place (Let alone made it on to our screens). Instead of buying a light that is attached to the house the Mum buys a light bar for the front of her $100k+ Toyota Land Cruiser so her kid can now play basketball at night by switching the lights on in her car….
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Booney » Fri Dec 29, 2023 9:46 am

LaughingKookaburra wrote:How the latest Toyota ad even became a marketing idea in the first place (Let alone made it on to our screens). Instead of buying a light that is attached to the house the Mum buys a light bar for the front of her $100k+ Toyota Land Cruiser so her kid can now play basketball at night by switching the lights on in her car….


The kid is shit at basketball too.

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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby gazzamagoo » Fri Dec 29, 2023 10:18 am

Booney wrote:
LaughingKookaburra wrote:How the latest Toyota ad even became a marketing idea in the first place (Let alone made it on to our screens). Instead of buying a light that is attached to the house the Mum buys a light bar for the front of her $100k+ Toyota Land Cruiser so her kid can now play basketball at night by switching the lights on in her car….


The kid is shit at basketball too.

I hate the joint custody Hilux ad.

"Fishing?"

"Yeah.....obvious."

That's why he left!


Yep!
Who takes their missus fishing!!
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Dec 29, 2023 10:32 am

gazzamagoo wrote:
Booney wrote:
LaughingKookaburra wrote:How the latest Toyota ad even became a marketing idea in the first place (Let alone made it on to our screens). Instead of buying a light that is attached to the house the Mum buys a light bar for the front of her $100k+ Toyota Land Cruiser so her kid can now play basketball at night by switching the lights on in her car….


The kid is shit at basketball too.

I hate the joint custody Hilux ad.

"Fishing?"

"Yeah.....obvious."

That's why he left!


Yep!
Who takes their missus fishing!!

She did :lol:
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Dec 29, 2023 12:32 pm

gazzamagoo wrote:
Booney wrote:
LaughingKookaburra wrote:How the latest Toyota ad even became a marketing idea in the first place (Let alone made it on to our screens). Instead of buying a light that is attached to the house the Mum buys a light bar for the front of her $100k+ Toyota Land Cruiser so her kid can now play basketball at night by switching the lights on in her car….


The kid is shit at basketball too.

I hate the joint custody Hilux ad.

"Fishing?"

"Yeah.....obvious."

That's why he left!


Yep!
Who takes their missus fishing!!


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