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Man marries his 5 year old Honey

Postby smithy » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:04 pm

A YOUNG Toowoomba man has tied the knot with his best friend - a five-year-old labrador named Honey.
In perhaps a first for the Garden City, Laurel Bank Park hosted the wedding of Joseph Guiso and Honey, a labrador he adopted five years ago.

Thirty of the couple's closest friends and family were in attendance for the emotional ceremony, held at dusk.

"You're my best friend and you make every part of my day better," Mr Guiso's vows read.

The couple decided on the location - and to tie the knot - after stumbling upon a wedding in Laurel Bank Park during an afternoon walk.

"I said that could be us," Mr Guiso said.

"She didn't say anything so I took that as a yes."

Mr Guiso said as a "religious guy", he could no longer take the guilt of living with Honey out of wedlock.

"It's not sexual," he assured the onlookers.

"It's just pure love."

The couple is planning a short honeymoon to one of Toowoomba's parks.

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Re: Man marries his 5 year old Honey

Postby smithy » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:05 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: Man marries his 5 year old Honey

Postby CK » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:15 pm

Make no bones about it, have to admire his dogged determination to be with his Pal. Bit unfortunate he hasn't met his right Lassie as yet, as, while Honey is fetching in a canine way, he may find himself in the doghouse with less understanding people.
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Re: Man marries his 5 year old Honey

Postby FlyingHigh » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:21 pm

Thought a marriage had to be consummated to be legally binding :shock:
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Re: Man marries his 5 year old Honey

Postby fish » Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:21 pm

What a beautiful story. :D
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Re: Man marries his 5 year old Honey

Postby bayman » Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:30 pm

well daaawwgggg gaaaawwwwnnn :shock: :shock:


the groom will be able to call her a BITCH & get away with it ;)
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Postby Johno6 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:27 pm

what sex position would they do.....
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Re: Man marries his 5 year old Honey

Postby smithy » Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:28 pm

Apparently he's ripped out one of the toilets and replaced it with a fence post.
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Re: Man marries his 5 year old Honey

Postby JAS » Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:36 pm

He's not the first one either...this got shown on tv here last night.

Now who's willing to believe in astrology??? :lol:


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Re: Man marries his 5 year old Honey

Postby Barto » Sat Dec 11, 2010 5:01 pm

Well that's uncanny. Cat Steven's I love My Dog was just playing on the random playlist when I opened this thread.
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Re: Man marries his 5 year old Honey

Postby fisho mcspaz » Sat Dec 11, 2010 6:18 pm

What a country! Gay marriage is illegal but bestiality gets the thumbs up?
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Re: Man marries his 5 year old Honey

Postby White Line Fever » Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:29 pm

Alot better than a real wife.

If you lock your dog and your missus in the shed for an hour then open the door who would be happy to see you?

Case closed.....
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Postby fisho mcspaz » Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:03 pm

Our shed has a dartboard so I probably wouldn't mind too much.
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Re: Man marries his 5 year old Honey

Postby Dog_ger » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:34 pm

When I read stories like this,

I think....

It must be me that is "Strange". :-o :-o :-o
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Re: Man marries his 5 year old Honey

Postby smithy » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:13 am

Dog_ger wrote:When I read stories like this,

I think....

It must be me that is "Strange". :-o :-o :-o


Dog_ger, do you ever lay on the lounge room floor and pose for Mrs Dog_ger, and go.........

It's because I can ?
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