SA Footy

I've just taken delivery of a portable washer to tide me over until after Op Wombat when I can save up for a new machine...BUT they seem to have chucked in an extra item as some sort of free gift.

The freebie is made in China (where else) and the translated instructions are hilarious so lets play a game...can you guess what they sent me...I'll post the answer tomorrow night...and before the usual suspects kick off NO IT'S NOT A SEX TOY...

Regards
JAS

oh I'll go first then

1. Some sort of moisturising cream
2. Exercise bands
3. A massager (non-sexual)

A set of steak knives.

Wait there is more,

A peeler,

A Juice extractor,

A water purifier,

And if you want,

For 5 easy payments of $99.99.....

A tummy excersizer that actually works....(this will be the first one of it's kind)

And last but not least.....

1 x 44 gallon bottle of our Pimple removal creame....

Also there is this stuff that you paint on your face to remove all blemished and it makes you look 20 again....

Only with our special brush though, unfortunately....

Line up, Line up, Line up....

Wind up rechargeable torch with built in radio and massager

Torch

Yeah, I'd say some sort of massager too..

Im guessing some sort of belt or stretching band.

OK time to put you all out of your misery lol
Poor Dog_ger picked almost everything but the right answer

Congrats Ian and tigerland09...
Actually it's quite neat...small, weighs next to nothing and more like the wind-up ones so stores a charge rather than just having to keep the dynamo going.
Regards
JAS