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Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2024 9:04 pm
by Jimmy_041
dedja wrote:What you would do if you caught a mouse by the legs in a trap and it’s still very much alive.

a) leave it there until it starves to death
b) remove from the trap and euthanise
c) commute the death sentence and set it free
d) other

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2024 9:09 pm
by Vamos
Anyone know of a free template to use, like employee of the month, that I can edit the names and attach photos to etc. Been tasked with an employees pets one :roll:

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2024 8:28 am
by Booney
Vamos wrote:Anyone know of a free template to use, like employee of the month, that I can edit the names and attach photos to etc. Been tasked with an employees pets one :roll:


What does one have to do to get employee of the month?

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2024 8:29 am
by Booney
dedja wrote:What you would do if you caught a mouse by the legs in a trap and it’s still very much alive.

a) leave it there until it starves to death
b) remove from the trap and euthanise
c) commute the death sentence and set it free
d) other


Sharp blow with blunt object.

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2024 8:32 am
by Brodlach
If you got employee of the month would you frame it and hang it in your office or pool room?

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2024 8:44 am
by am Bays
dedja wrote:What you would do if you caught a mouse by the legs in a trap and it’s still very much alive.

a) leave it there until it starves to death
b) remove from the trap and euthanise
c) commute the death sentence and set it free
d) other


@Pseudo to thread

He’s the expert here or was until the bogan neighbours left!

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2024 8:55 am
by amber_fluid
Brodlach wrote:If you got employee of the month would you frame it and hang it in your office or pool room?


Only if you wanted your mates to hang sh*t on you

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2024 9:06 am
by am Bays
amber_fluid wrote:
Brodlach wrote:If you got employee of the month would you frame it and hang it in your office or pool room?


Only if you wanted your mates to hang sh*t on you

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2024 6:36 pm
by Vamos
Booney wrote:
Vamos wrote:Anyone know of a free template to use, like employee of the month, that I can edit the names and attach photos to etc. Been tasked with an employees pets one :roll:


What does one have to do to get employee of the month?


You know, all that wank the corporate world spruik these days. It's a Pet of the Month I'm doing, wanted the title to look like Penthouse :D

Ended up dragging some pics into powerpoint, resized them and found a design which arranged it all. Looks a treat.
Added some questions like favourite snack, reply was "one of Dad's dim sims at 4am when he's passed out on the couch"
Not too hard to guess who the owner of that dog is :lol:

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 7:10 am
by Lightning McQueen
Vamos wrote:Anyone know of a free template to use, like employee of the month, that I can edit the names and attach photos to etc. Been tasked with an employees pets one :roll:

Aren’t you self employed?

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 8:07 am
by Bum Crack
dedja wrote:What you would do if you caught a mouse by the legs in a trap and it’s still very much alive.

a) leave it there until it starves to death
b) remove from the trap and euthanise
c) commute the death sentence and set it free
d) other

Break it's neck or hit it over the head with a stubby

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 8:31 am
by PatowalongaPirate
Bum Crack wrote:
dedja wrote:What you would do if you caught a mouse by the legs in a trap and it’s still very much alive.

a) leave it there until it starves to death
b) remove from the trap and euthanise
c) commute the death sentence and set it free
d) other

Break it's neck or hit it over the head with a stubby

*Echo.

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:52 pm
by Vamos
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Vamos wrote:Anyone know of a free template to use, like employee of the month, that I can edit the names and attach photos to etc. Been tasked with an employees pets one :roll:

Aren’t you self employed?


Nah, just self-abused.

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 3:03 pm
by Vamos
Is Scooby Doo getting some re-runs? Just read "Jeepers" twice in posts.

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 3:13 pm
by Brodlach
Vamos wrote:Is Scooby Doo getting some re-runs? Just read "Jeepers" twice in posts.

Jeepers. Did I say it both times?

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 3:14 pm
by wenchbarwer
Brodlach wrote:
Vamos wrote:Is Scooby Doo getting some re-runs? Just read "Jeepers" twice in posts.

Jeepers. Did I say it both times?


Zoinks

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 3:16 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Like Yikes Scooby

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 3:16 pm
by Vamos
Brodlach wrote:
Vamos wrote:Is Scooby Doo getting some re-runs? Just read "Jeepers" twice in posts.

Jeepers. Did I say it both times?


:lol: nah just the once, now go find another clue Daphne.

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 3:30 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Vamos wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Vamos wrote:Is Scooby Doo getting some re-runs? Just read "Jeepers" twice in posts.

Jeepers. Did I say it both times?


:lol: nah just the once, now go find another clue Daphne.

Everyone’s favourite

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 3:40 pm
by Vamos
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Vamos wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Vamos wrote:Is Scooby Doo getting some re-runs? Just read "Jeepers" twice in posts.

Jeepers. Did I say it both times?


:lol: nah just the once, now go find another clue Daphne.

Everyone’s favourite


Jinkies! I had a soft spot for Velma.