SA Footy

So this came in the mail.
Detours for the Southern Expressway anti-throw screens.

There is no detour....just sends you back around the block to go back from where you came....[emoji57]

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rightly so!

I'm shocking with my hands but put my daughter's trampoline together many moons ago no probs.
Well kind of, I did get a concussion when one part of the legs flew out of the other part and hit me in the head.

MW wrote:My concern is being 8 down before I start the build!

So I can't help but offer advice, 8 beers in will help.
But the best thing I did was put on one of those head torches (yep, good look) to see what you are doing cos it's going to take a while in the dark with the mozzies having a feast. And get an allen key fitting for your power drill if the trampoline has nuts or fittings with these in the head. Saves some time. To avoid sudden outbursts of anger, take no other advice at the time you are assembling the trampoline and recycle the packaging. Do not consider this personal and professional advice but rather, advice of a general nature.

Anyone know a decent gyprock flusher who does cashies?

Grenville wrote:Anyone know a decent gyprock flusher who does cashies?

x2

Spargo wrote:Can anyone assemble a Jumpflex 140 trampoline on Dec 24?
Seaview Downs area, cash paid.
Please, only those who know what they’re doing.

If you get stuck doing it yourself mate, you have to put each spring adjacent to to the one you just placed in, I'm pretty sure the mats are octagonal, do all the points first and then keep going one for one directly opposite if you get my drift.
If you load up too may on one side you wont be able to pull the mat across to get the adjacent springs in.

Can you buy guest passes if you're a SACA member for the Big Bash New Years? I went into the Ticketek website but I can't find where you can get guest passes.

Bum Crack wrote:Can you buy guest passes if you're a SACA member for the Big Bash New Years? I went into the Ticketek website but I can't find where you can get guest passes.

Try the SACA site

Pretty sure there is info on there about guest passes

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Bum Crack wrote:Can you buy guest passes if you're a SACA member for the Big Bash New Years? I went into the Ticketek website but I can't find where you can get guest passes.

I’m pretty sure you can’t get guess passes on NYE.
Any other Strikers game except that one.

I guess coz it always a sell out.

Bum Crack wrote:Can you buy guest passes if you're a SACA member for the Big Bash New Years? I went into the Ticketek website but I can't find where you can get guest passes.

Looks like they are sold out

https://www.saca.com.au/membership/serv ... est-passes

How a poster here gets his own place in the US @Booney:

Finally, the respect I crave.

I mean deserve, yeah, deserve.

MatteeG wrote:How a poster here gets his own place in the US @Booney:

Ah yes, well done @theashman

Booney wrote:Finally, the respect I crave.

I mean deserve, yeah, deserve.

Apt respect I reckon:

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Spargo wrote:Can anyone assemble a Jumpflex 140 trampoline on Dec 24?
Seaview Downs area, cash paid.
Please, only those who know what they’re doing.

If you get stuck doing it yourself mate, you have to put each spring adjacent to to the one you just placed in, I'm pretty sure the mats are octagonal, do all the points first and then keep going one for one directly opposite if you get my drift.
If you load up too may on one side you wont be able to pull the mat across to get the adjacent springs in.

Check to make sure everything is there and correct before the 24th. Got a 12 ft trampoline for the kids a couple of years back which the missus wanted me to put together on the 24th, I thought just in case anything is wrong bollocks to that. They supplied a 10 ft mat for a 12 ft trampoline.

Grenville wrote:
Check to make sure everything is there and correct before the 24th. Got a 12 ft trampoline for the kids a couple of years back which the missus wanted me to put together on the 24th, I thought just in case anything is wrong bollocks to that. They supplied a 10 ft mat for a 12 ft trampoline.

I was ringing the USA at about 2am on December 25 many years ago going off my nut as I was trying to put a trampoline together and ran out of people to ring, fun times.

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Grenville wrote:
Check to make sure everything is there and correct before the 24th. Got a 12 ft trampoline for the kids a couple of years back which the missus wanted me to put together on the 24th, I thought just in case anything is wrong bollocks to that. They supplied a 10 ft mat for a 12 ft trampoline.

I was ringing the USA at about 2am on December 25 many years ago going off my nut as I was trying to put a trampoline together and ran out of people to ring, fun times.

If I'd listened to the missus we were screwed but managed to swap it over and kids were none the wiser. Needless to say my smug 'told you so' to the missus was not well received.

Grenville wrote: Needless to say my smug 'told you so' to the missus was not well received.

Is a smug - yet well-earned - "I told you so" to the trouble-and-strife ever received well?

Pseudo wrote:

Grenville wrote: Needless to say my smug 'told you so' to the missus was not well received.

Is a smug - yet well-earned - "I told you so" to the trouble-and-strife ever received well?

Cut down trees to install pool, birds nest under veranda, babies fall out last Thursday in the heat, "Put them in the lemon tree" she says "In the nest" she says "They're ****** either way" I say "They'll just end up in the skimmer box in the pool" I say.

Get home Tuesday, jump in pool, ******* bird in skimmer box "I told you so" I say.

Yes, I did indeed.