I need to know....

[the milky bar kid]

Playing gaelic against HH3 tomorrow night, has anyone got any good sledges I can use on him???

Sorry HH3

[woodublieve12]

Say something negative about Johno should fire him up...

[HH3]

Say something negative about Johno should fire him up...

Ill f***in end you mate!

[Johno6]

what a coincidence, HH3 and myself are playing Gaelic against each other on the weekend too.....

I always thought 'Gaelic' was two words though.............

[mighty_tiger_79]

[HH3]

what a coincidence, HH3 and myself are playing Gaelic against each other on the weekend too.....

I always thought 'Gaelic' was two words though.............

I asked Siri about Gaelic on my missus's ipad the other day....

if you have an apple product, i recommend trying it

Her search history is pretty colourful now.

[woodublieve12]

what a coincidence, HH3 and myself are playing Gaelic against each other on the weekend too.....

I always thought 'Gaelic' was two words though.............

i'm picturing something like this...

[Booney]

Why does one little toe contain so many ******* nerve endings and pain detection equipment, hey?

I don't think it's broken, smashed it into the coffee table yesterday afternoon, but **** me one little nudge on that little bastard today and I'll go through the roof!

[mighty_tiger_79]

That's what the Thunder was....

[Pseudo]

I don't think it's broken, smashed it into the coffee table yesterday afternoon

Well you should've used the bed then. Worst that could've happened there would be a broken slat or two...

[dedja]

Can you rate your hopping dance Boon ... scale of 1-10

[Booney]

Hopping dance - 6/10

Swearing at the ******* coffee table - 9.5/10

[HH3]

Hopping dance - 6/10

Swearing at the ******* coffee table - 9.5/10

Don't blame the coffee table mate. Coffee tables don't move.

[Booney]

Hopping dance - 6/10

Swearing at the ******* coffee table - 9.5/10

Don't blame the coffee table mate. Coffee tables don't move.

Be that as it may.....

[mighty_tiger_79]

Hopping dance - 6/10

Swearing at the ******* coffee table - 9.5/10

Don't blame the coffee table mate. Coffee tables don't move.

unless in a fit of rage Booney picked it up and hurled it through the front window!

[dedja]

I feel for ya Boon. A couple of years ago I dropped a heavy Ikea flat pack on my big toe and my tribe were pissing themselves while I hopped all over the house, kept them entertained for days that dance did.

I worked out a couple of weeks later that I must have broken it, took about 5 weeks for the faarker to heal.

[shoe boy]

Why the Catholic Church is so up with the times.

[Booney]

I want to know, am I going to get anymore calls today from some **** who seems to have one purpose in life and that is to ring me and waste my ******* time with the most inane, idiotic, irrelevant question?

All the while I sit here and think how the **** does someone pay you to do what you do and how have they not managed to even detect a slight sniff of your raging ******* incompetence?

Hmm?

I say, HMMMMM??????

[dedja]

LOL, how's that offer looking now?

[mighty_tiger_79]

well if you give me your number, then, yes, you will receive another of those calls.....ill just have to try and pretend to be incompetent however