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Jeez, I didn't count that many for my 3 girls ... my missus owes me 309 then!

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/brea ... 5906109461

Been married for about a year and a half....only need to do it 96 more times an there'll be one on the way.

One night was all it took... but I'll pass on the other 103 times... (shudders)

dedja wrote:Jeez, I didn't count that many for my 3 girls ... my missus owes me 309 then!

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/brea ... 5906109461

Yep I want what's still owed to me, an yep for my two I would still be in three figures....

Jeez, only 104? That's only twice a week. Get into it, people!!

I'm with Dedj. I'm ringing in the credits for the 309 I missed out on.

So you lot all got baby raped? ( I can't talk. Since having no 1, I only need 1 hand to count the horizontal monkey dances I've been to)

The problem is getting married. For some reason, when a ring goes on that finger, it cuts off circulation to a female's sex drive.

fisho mcspaz wrote:Jeez, only 104? That's only twice a week. Get into it, people!!

Are you offering?

fisho mcspaz wrote:Jeez, only 104? That's only twice a week. Get into it, people!!

You got a hot sister or something Fisho?

I do have a sister, she's all right. Bossy, though.

devilsadvocate wrote:So you lot all got baby raped? ( I can't talk. Since having no 1, I only need 1 hand to count the horizontal monkey dances I've been to)

The problem is getting married. For some reason, when a ring goes on that finger, it cuts off circulation to a female's sex drive.

fisho mcspaz wrote:Jeez, only 104? That's only twice a week. Get into it, people!!

Are you offering?

No, I'm giving a pep talk!

fisho mcspaz wrote:

devilsadvocate wrote:So you lot all got baby raped? ( I can't talk. Since having no 1, I only need 1 hand to count the horizontal monkey dances I've been to)

The problem is getting married. For some reason, when a ring goes on that finger, it cuts off circulation to a female's sex drive.

fisho mcspaz wrote:Jeez, only 104? That's only twice a week. Get into it, people!!

Are you offering?

No, I'm giving a pep talk!

You're aiming at the wrong market.
How about I give you my missus' number?

devilsadvocate wrote:So you lot all got baby raped? ( I can't talk. Since having no 1, I only need 1 hand to count the horizontal monkey dances I've been to)

The problem is getting married. For some reason, when a ring goes on that finger, it cuts off circulation to a female's sex drive.

fisho mcspaz wrote:Jeez, only 104? That's only twice a week. Get into it, people!!

Are you offering?

Nah mate, it has been scientifically proven that there is a certain food that lowers a womans sex drive by 99%. Wedding Cake!!

fisho mcspaz wrote:I do have a sister, she's all right. Bossy, though.

I call dibs!

dedja wrote:Jeez, I didn't count that many for my 3 girls ... my missus owes me 309 then!

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/brea ... 5906109461

Be Geez, how lucky are you if you can quote a number. I'd never catch up if I lived till I'm 175, not had that many in my entire life I don't reckon.

tipper wrote:

devilsadvocate wrote:The problem is getting married. For some reason, when a ring goes on that finger, it cuts off circulation to a female's sex drive.

Nah mate, it has been scientifically proven that there is a certain food that lowers a womans sex drive by 99%. Wedding Cake!!

Yep, that'll do it.

I blame bloody wedding planners. They're all female or gay. It's a conspiracy!

My missus only ever had to roll in it......

westcoastpanther wrote:My missus only ever had to roll in it......

That's what you get for making her sleep in the wet patch.

devilsadvocate wrote:

westcoastpanther wrote:My missus only ever had to roll in it......

That's what you get for making her sleep in the wet patch.

aceman wrote:Be Geez, how lucky are you if you can quote a number. I'd never catch up if I lived till I'm 175, not had that many in my entire life I don't reckon.

I tried to get my tally up one night by eating a dozen oysters - but only seven of them worked!

Media Park wrote:

fisho mcspaz wrote:I do have a sister, she's all right. Bossy, though.

I call dibs!

trust me......you don't.