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This is going to be classic if the "things that give you the shits" thread is anything to go by...

Ask away kiddies

Dear Dr REB,

What does flacid mean?

Yours Faithfully,
Drop Bear

Dear Dr..My name is Neville Bruns.I suffer from headaches, memory loss and have a fear of 70's mo's .Please do not prescribe a "lethal" injection as I am told that is what caused this.

Dr Doc....My name is Dipper. Andrew Bews and Gary Hocking eye goughed me for about 3 min in the 1st term of the 89 G.F. Can you advise on some treatment for my on going vision problems?
The puntured lung I played with for more than a half is ok though.

Drop Bear wrote:Dear Dr REB,

What does flacid mean?

Yours Faithfully,
Drop Bear

Spelling it incorrectly was a bit stiff, DB.

That should get the ball rolling

redandblack wrote:

Drop Bear wrote:Dear Dr REB,

What does flacid mean?

Yours Faithfully,
Drop Bear

Spelling it incorrectly was a bit stiff, DB.

My apologies, I failed to come upon a dictionary.

Drop Bear wrote:Dear Dr REB,

What does flacid mean?

Yours Faithfully,
Drop Bear

Dear Mr Bear.

It means you can't get it up. Spend more time around the Honey pot and tell the King Bees to Buzz off. That way you can provide some stiff competition and not end up in the Pooh.

regards,

Dr REB

Rik E Boy wrote:

Drop Bear wrote:Dear Dr REB,

What does flacid mean?

Yours Faithfully,
Drop Bear

Dear Mr Bear.

It means you can't get it up. Spend more time around the Honey pot and tell the King Bees to Buzz off. That way you can provide some stiff competition and not end up in the Pooh.

regards,

Dr REB

Actually, sometimes ending up in the pooh can be a good thing

redden whites wrote:Dr Doc....My name is Dipper. Andrew Bews and Gary Hocking eye goughed me for about 3 min in the 1st term of the 89 G.F. Can you advise on some treatment for my on going vision problems?
The puntured lung I played with for more than a half is ok though.

Dear Dipper,

your problem is simple. You are a Hawk. Like AIDS, the Hawks were really big in the eighties and they have bobbed up every now and then since but your heyday is now over and the Cats are clearly purring. Geelong now enjoy the pussy while those of your ilk can only widen the circle of one's friends. Use plenty of lubricant.

regards,

Dr REB

Quichey wrote:

Rik E Boy wrote:

Drop Bear wrote:Dear Dr REB,

What does flacid mean?

Yours Faithfully,
Drop Bear

Dear Mr Bear.

It means you can't get it up. Spend more time around the Honey pot and tell the King Bees to Buzz off. That way you can provide some stiff competition and not end up in the Pooh.

regards,

Dr REB

Actually, sometimes ending up in the pooh can be a good thing

You've come along way baby!

less than half an hour to get served..much better than my local surgery.Thanks Doc

Drop Bear wrote:

redandblack wrote:

Drop Bear wrote:Dear Dr REB,

What does flacid mean?

Yours Faithfully,
Drop Bear

Spelling it incorrectly was a bit stiff, DB.

My apologies, I failed to come upon a dictionary.

redandblack wrote:

Drop Bear wrote:Dear Dr REB,

What does flacid mean?

Yours Faithfully,
Drop Bear

Spelling it incorrectly was a bit stiff, DB.

That turn of phrase just had to be intentional. I love your work RAB.

A)

Drop Bear wrote:I failed to come upon a dictionary.

Dear Dr REB

is this recommended, and in what circumstances?

B)

Rik E Boy wrote:You've come along way baby!

Please explain the relationship with A) above.

Squawk wrote:A)

Drop Bear wrote:I failed to come upon a dictionary.

Dear Dr REB

is this recommended, and in what circumstances?

B)

Rik E Boy wrote:You've come along way baby!

Please explain the relationship with A) above.

Dear Mr McIntosh. It is quite clear that our patient has changed his reading material to something that has to be 'read' with one hand. 43 dollars please.

regards,

Dr REB

Dear Dr REB,

In frustration after being dumped like a disintegrating sofa on the footpath in the Northern Suburbs, I flushed my $200,000 engagement ring down the loo.
Does this add value to my home?

Lara.

This thread is doomed I tells ya, doomed....

Booney wrote:This thread is doomed I tells ya, doomed....

OnSong wrote:Dear Dr REB,

In frustration after being dumped like a disintegrating sofa on the footpath in the Northern Suburbs, I flushed my $200,000 engagement ring down the loo.
Does this add value to my home?

Lara.

Dear Lara,

you will be the only chick who will get paid by visiting plumbers. To air out the house for their arrival, open your door, open your windows, open your blinds, open your shower and open your legs. You'll clean up. That will be $156,320.23 please.

regards,

Dr REB