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you know your getting old when ?

PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:57 pm
by bayman
you find out shelley long is 60 years old :shock: :shock:

now whatabout you guys ?

Re: you know your getting old when ?

PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:06 pm
by Jimmy_041
:shock:

& Suzi Quatro

Re: you know your getting old when ?

PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:08 pm
by therisingblues
You know you are getting old when you look at some model in some mag and think "She's too old for me!" and then find out that she's actually younger.

Re: you know your getting old when ?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:25 am
by Barto
I started to feel old on Monday night, been doing some casual work for extra $$ recently and got asked to move 25kg bags for 7 hours. Supposed to be a two man job but I did it on my own that day.

What really pissed me off tho was when they sent out a bloke on the Friday who'd be at least 20 years younger than me and he couldn't handle it, didn't even bother showing up on Monday or telling anyone so we could replace him.

Perhaps it isn't the pain in my back and in my fingers that makes me feel old but wanting to curse the younger generation for being slackers ;)

Re: you know your getting old when ?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:18 am
by Ingall
You have more hair coming out of your ears than on the top of your head.

Re: you know your getting old when ?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:26 am
by SABRE
You die.

Re: you know your getting old when ?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:13 am
by Choccies
You see the date of birth of the new batch of AFL draftees and their birth years are 1989, 1990, 1991 etc and you clearly remember graduating, peoples 21sts and other events during those years..... :shock:

Re: you know your getting old when ?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:17 am
by Jimmy_041
you go to post something & forget what it was......

Re: you know your getting old when ?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:18 am
by Choccies
You still post things...... ;)

Re: you know your getting old when ?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:26 am
by Mr Beefy
Your neighbour asks you to fill in for lawn bowls

Re: you know your getting old when ?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:31 am
by Booney
Your old fella has been over taken in the droop contest by his two mates.

Re: you know your getting old when ?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:40 am
by A Mum
Your son is only weeks of the age you were when you got pregnant with him :shock:

Re: you know your getting old when ?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:58 am
by mal
When you watch Foxtel classics channell 114
The actors in Gunsmoke, Bonanza, Maverick,Mannix,Lost In Space, Rockford Files etc were all older actors when I first watched these shows in then 60s
Now when I see them they look young or younger
I used to think Kitty[saloon owner] in Gunsmoke was an old bag in the 60s, not now
Little Joe[Michael Landon , Bonanza] is a classsic, he looked like a man when I watched him in the 60s, now he looks like a teenage kid
Even Dr Smith looks younger .....
Me getting older,Oh the pain the pain of it all

Re: you know your getting old when ?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:11 am
by Booney
A Mum wrote:Your son is only weeks of the age you were when you got pregnant with him :shock:


Your son is off to High School next year.....now I do feel old.

Re: you know your getting old when ?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:31 am
by The Yetti
Your first grandchild is due in a week......Then sex with a grandmother!!!!!! OMG

Re: you know your getting old when ?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:34 am
by A Mum
The Yetti wrote:Your first grandchild is due in a week......Then sex with a grandmother!!!!!! OMG


:lol: :lol: :lol:

TY you are a funny man !!

Seriously though - next week - Oh my goodness that really has gone fast O:)

Re: you know your getting old when ?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:52 am
by Dogwatcher
when you're the veteran of your footy side.

Re: you know your getting old when ?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:58 am
by JK
When your dreams are dry and farts are wet

Re: you know your getting old when ?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:05 am
by Booney
Dogwatcher wrote:when you're the veteran of your footy side.


....and it's an over 35's comp.... :lol:

Re: you know your getting old when ?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:17 am
by Lightning McQueen
For the women.....When the wrinkles around your eyes disappear when you take your bra off.