Facebook status file

[Dogwatcher]

Facebook is great for showing how exciting you are to the world, or....how boring/unintelligent you are.

Thought it might be worth sharing some of the facebook status' that come through each day (hopefully, none of you ever make it on this list!).

female: ok this is simple!!! EXTRA PICKLES.... NOT NO PICKLES... GRR MCDONALDS GET IT ******* RIGHT FOR ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

female: wants to know if i had a sex toy party at home. hosted by me.. who would come??

teen boy: food goes in the mouth,,, generally,,,

female: is gonna sit back, not say a word...not 1 word n watch this shit unravel...it will happen!!!



Over to you guys.....

[Dogwatcher]

female: thinks some people r total pathetic losers……..HAHAHAHA……..I cant stop laughing at their sad & miserable lives, I have a big weight lifted off my shoulders already.......no more putting up with doughie’s bullshit!!!!!!!

A follow up from the same person:

Yeh Suzy u will LOVE LOVE LOVE this story sooooo much, that Bell thinks she can kick me out of my own house......omfg, I have tears from laughing so much......& her & her lil 'wifey' deleted me from Facebook, my life is over BAHAHAHA

This is a post today, one which I kind of feel is amusing for its simple truth:

facebook is like primary school. ppl bitching, ppl keepin quiet n a pedophile hangin around.

This guy's denying the truth:

my girlfriend is not a slut thnku very much she is far from it and i love her very much. why the **** would u wish death upon her, ur a **** mate, get over yourself. what ever problems u have go build yourself a bridge, pity for you they are probably all mental problems. once again my girlfriend is not a slut so **** you and get the **** over yourself....

me doth think he protests too much:

its my life its a free country its my facebook account i can do wat the **** i want go ahead and delete me if u dont wanna hear it cos i couldnt really give to **** wat u say.

[silicone skyline]

i dig chicks that smoke!...... a 6 foot deep hole

[Hondo]

Mrs Hondo has somehow found a couple of "friends" who use facebook updates to vent about their exes! It's not funny to them obviously but a crack up when you are a neutral outsider.

I'll keep watch for something as good as those that DW found

[Dogwatcher]

female: thinks some people r total pathetic losers……..HAHAHAHA……..I cant stop laughing at their sad & miserable lives, I have a big weight lifted off my shoulders already.......no more putting up with doughie’s bullshit!!!!!!!

A follow up from the same person:

Yeh Suzy u will LOVE LOVE LOVE this story sooooo much, that Bell thinks she can kick me out of my own house......omfg, I have tears from laughing so much......& her & her lil 'wifey' deleted me from Facebook, my life is over BAHAHAHA

You'll be interested to know that this person is now looking for a new home.

[Dogwatcher]

female: can't believe what she just saw on Oprah - a crowd of over 20,000 people did a choreographed dance to Black Eyed Peas 'I've got a feeling' - Awesome!

female (cousin): is very happy that Nick did the dishes this morning...I honestly can't remember the last time he did that...thanx for that I luv u so much hunny xoxoxoxox

[BenchedEagle]

Iv seen some doozies in my time on facebook haha.
Heres a couple that are currently in my feed.

"my mind is blank nothingggggggggggggggg" Blonde female friend

"Got the job at SUBWAY. xx" teenage friend that just graduated from Elizabeth/Fremont High

[BenchedEagle]

Oh and this one popped up

" i really hate my life everyone just picks on me. LIKE HOUSING TRUST. They want to kick me out of my house. If they got off there asses and fix thing right the first time i wouldn't get sick all the time. They are ******* ****. Mum is going to go off at the bitch tomorrow."

[locky801]

Been plenty of odd things pop up, however be warned to those looking for work, most employers now head into facebook/Twitter etc and see what prospective employees get up to. Know of a few people that have been told in interviews by employers that their social behaviour could bring disrepute to the company from what they have posted on these social sides and they have missed out on the job

[Jimmy_041]

Been plenty of odd things pop up, however be warned to those looking for work, most employers now head into facebook/Twitter etc and see what prospective employees get up to. Know of a few people that have been told in interviews by employers that their social behaviour could bring disrepute to the company from what they have posted on these social sides and they have missed out on the job

Or find out what some (now ex) employees do on their sick days

Must say, there's bloke on here that writes some beauties on his Facebook site - I have NFI what he's talking about half the time (you know who you are, dont you BWAHAHAHA Boy)

[BenchedEagle]

Been plenty of odd things pop up, however be warned to those looking for work, most employers now head into facebook/Twitter etc and see what prospective employees get up to. Know of a few people that have been told in interviews by employers that their social behaviour could bring disrepute to the company from what they have posted on these social sides and they have missed out on the job

Or find out what some (now ex) employees do on their sick days

Must say, there's bloke on here that writes some beauties on his Facebook site - I have NFI what he's talking about half the time (you know who you are, dont you BWAHAHAHA Boy)

hhahaha yes. One of my coworkers got fired after many munted posts between 1 and 6am in town the night before he called in sick coz he grandma died. then posts on his sick day saying how hungover he was! and no reference to his dearly departed grandmother lol. He was a casual so he subsequently was shown the door

[Wedgie]

female (cousin): is very happy that Nick did the dishes this morning...I honestly can't remember the last time he did that...thanx for that I luv u so much hunny xoxoxoxox

lmao, maybe thats's my problem. If I did the dishes once in a blue moon as opposed to most nights I'd get some luvin'!

[Choccies]

Been plenty of odd things pop up, however be warned to those looking for work, most employers now head into facebook/Twitter etc and see what prospective employees get up to. Know of a few people that have been told in interviews by employers that their social behaviour could bring disrepute to the company from what they have posted on these social sides and they have missed out on the job

Or find out what some (now ex) employees do on their sick days

Must say, there's bloke on here that writes some beauties on his Facebook site - I have NFI what he's talking about half the time (you know who you are, dont you BWAHAHAHA Boy)

[Dogwatcher]

Another female cousin:

over all the bullsh*t that people dish out and think that they are always hard done by and have things worse in life than others.... so im getting off this stupid f*cken thing!!!

[BenchedEagle]

Hers another strange on from anonymous Facebook friend
" said a horse is a horse of course, of course." ???? Strange... very strange

[Jimmy_041]

Hers another strange on from anonymous Facebook friend
" said a horse is a horse of course, of course." ???? Strange... very strange

That's off Mr Ed

[Dogwatcher]

Hers another strange on from anonymous Facebook friend
" said a horse is a horse of course, of course." ???? Strange... very strange

Don't you start Duncs.....I can find plenty from you that would raise eyebrows

[Pseudo]

Facebook: the internet site which turns normally intelligent people into morons, fills the bandwidth with mindless inanity, and gives its users the illusion of having a life.

http://acidcow.com/pics/4166-facebook-f ... shots.html

http://www.lamebook.com/

[Choccies]

Facebook: the internet site which turns normally intelligent people into morons, fills the bandwidth with mindless inanity, and gives its users the illusion of having a life.

http://acidcow.com/pics/4166-facebook-f ... shots.html

http://www.lamebook.com/

YEAH !! Because safooty.net doesn't do that AT ALL.........

[Dogwatcher]

Beat me to it!