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My missus has a Chihuahua.

Named "Porsche" (pronounced Por-Sha)

It does not live with us, but at her parents' house.

The dog doesn't yap, or bark, it's just a spoilt little prick of a thing that eats what ever the family is eating and sleeps on a bed with it's name written on it in cursive.

It doesn't live with us because of the rental agreement but I fear if we move, in will come the "dog".

My question: Do you put up with the dog?

Second question: What about the Chihuahua? (Jokes)

Anyone else hate these little sh!ts of dogs?

Any advice on how to deal with this situation?

Third question: Does the dog have nice puppies?

Ron Burgundy wrote:Third question: Does the dog have nice puppies?

Yes. Very nice. The chihuahua is desexed but roots teddy bears.

Ron Burgundy wrote:Third question: Does the dog have nice puppies?

It most certainly does

In all honesty though, if the dog moves in, just shoot it.

Bum Crack wrote:

Ron Burgundy wrote:Third question: Does the dog have nice puppies?

It most certainly does

In all honesty though, if the dog moves in, just shoot it.

What sort of gun to you use to shoot a chihuahua?

silicone skyline wrote:

Bum Crack wrote:

Ron Burgundy wrote:Third question: Does the dog have nice puppies?

It most certainly does

In all honesty though, if the dog moves in, just shoot it.

What sort of gun to you use to shoot a chihuahua?

Slingshot

Brock Landers wrote:

silicone skyline wrote:

Bum Crack wrote:

Ron Burgundy wrote:Third question: Does the dog have nice puppies?

It most certainly does

In all honesty though, if the dog moves in, just shoot it.

What sort of gun to you use to shoot a chihuahua?

Slingshot

With frozen peas?

silicone skyline wrote:

Bum Crack wrote:

Ron Burgundy wrote:Third question: Does the dog have nice puppies?

It most certainly does

In all honesty though, if the dog moves in, just shoot it.

What sort of gun to you use to shoot a chihuahua?

I'll shoot if for a slab of Hahn Super Dry and a packet of Peter Jackson Rich Flavour. I'll even throw in a free burial.

And use the empty cigarette box as a headstone?

Put the foot down mate

they are the shittest dogs going around!!!

If it was a half decent dog that can play fetch with ya and doesnt make you look like a fag it would be a different story!!!

Iron Fist wrote:Put the foot down mate

they are the shittest dogs going around!!!

If it was a half decent dog that can play fetch with ya and doesnt make you look like a fag it would be a different story!!!

Just remember SS. When the dog moves in, there goes the majority of the attention you were getting, which will be replaced by the dog. Those fag dogs know what's going on too, and it will rub it in.

silicone skyline wrote:My missus has a Chihuahua.

Named "Porsche" (pronounced Por-Sha)

It does not live with us, but at her parents' house.

The dog doesn't yap, or bark, it's just a spoilt little prick of a thing that eats what ever the family is eating and sleeps on a bed with it's name written on it in cursive.

It doesn't live with us because of the rental agreement but I fear if we move, in will come the "dog".

My question: Do you put up with the dog?

Second question: What about the Chihuahua? (Jokes)

Anyone else hate these little sh!ts of dogs?

Any advice on how to deal with this situation?

If you think anything of your missus you'll take it in and put up with it, otherwise it might be you getting the 20cent lead injection.
Living with an unhappy female is worse than hell itself, that's why Satan's a bachelor!!!

aceman wrote:If you think anything of your missus you'll take it in and put up with it, otherwise it might be you getting the 20cent lead injection.
Living with an unhappy female is worse than hell itself, that's why Satan's a bachelor!!!

Iron Fist wrote:Put the foot down mate

they are the shittest dogs going around!!!

If it was a half decent dog that can play fetch with ya and doesnt make you look like a fag it would be a different story!!!

Both valid opinions, I can see merit in both.
I'm batting well above my average, I know that, but this dog, while it doesn't do anything wrong, is just a blight on dogs worldwide.
Is replacement an option?

Chihuahuas are meant to be crap around kids. Tell the missus that when you have kids the dog has to go.
Save her pain, and get rid of it now, so not to stress her out when she's pregnant....

SJABC wrote:Chihuahuas are meant to be crap around kids. Tell the missus that when you have kids the dog has to go.
Save her pain, and get rid of it now, so not to stress her out when she's pregnant....

I'm not planning on knocking her up for a while yet fella.
And she calls this thing her "baby", so you might be onto something

silicone skyline wrote:

SJABC wrote:Chihuahuas are meant to be crap around kids. Tell the missus that when you have kids the dog has to go.
Save her pain, and get rid of it now, so not to stress her out when she's pregnant....

I'm not planning on knocking her up for a while yet fella.
And she calls this thing her "baby", so you might be onto something

Dude, the dog could live for another 10 - 12 years ! Surely you would've fired a shot then !

Who cares if the dog goes 10 years before you have kids. It's the right thing to do....

And besides that gives the missus 9 years to get used to the German Shepard.....

SJABC wrote:

silicone skyline wrote:

SJABC wrote:Chihuahuas are meant to be crap around kids. Tell the missus that when you have kids the dog has to go.
Save her pain, and get rid of it now, so not to stress her out when she's pregnant....

I'm not planning on knocking her up for a while yet fella.
And she calls this thing her "baby", so you might be onto something

Dude, the dog could live for another 10 - 12 years ! Surely you would've fired a shot then !

Who cares if the dog goes 10 years before you have kids. It's the right thing to do....

And besides that gives the missus 9 years to get used to the German Shepard.....

yep, get yourself a real dog just tell her that you don't think it's safe to have such a little rat around your new monster... plus she'll fall in love with a big dog as a pup! my missus did...

or just don't move...

Don't allow it to sleep on the bed or go anywhere near your bedroom. An old mate of mine was horizontal folk dancing with his Mrs, the cat which was allowed to sleep on the bed saw his arse going up and down launched itself at the moving object with claws bared - result extreme pain and divorce about a year down the track - TRUE STORY with a dog you could lose your balls

Move to Arundel Avenue, Reservoir

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mick wrote:Don't allow it to sleep on the bed or go anywhere near your bedroom. An old mate of mine was horizontal folk dancing with his Mrs, the cat which was allowed to sleep on the bed saw his arse going up and down launched itself at the moving object with claws bared - result extreme pain and divorce about a year down the track - TRUE STORY with a dog you could lose your balls

That's an awesome story.