GWW wrote:Anyone know a good place to buy a bed ?
Yeah, it doesn’t pay to skimp on equipment for the games room.
Accidents with trampolines, boiling oil, mirrors, ferrets and the trapeze can lead to
shocking injuries at worst, or totally put you off your stroke at best.
When you’re giving your number 1 kitchen appliance a good seeing to, always make sure
it’s quality all the way. In, out, up or down, let her know she’s usually worth it !
We went with the Galligan’s King Size from their XXX collection. It costs a little more
but once you tell ‘em you know about their special projects room out the back, Errol and
the girls are only too happy to demonstrate ‘their goods’ on the steamy XXX rigs.
For a small fee you can try before you buy and all the CCTV’s will make sure every
angle is covered when watching your copy of the DVD when you get home. Errol sells
extra copies to help offset costs, thus passing the savings on to you. Sweet huh ?
Don’t worry about all the stains either. They’ve been there for years and very few
customers go home with anything remotely fatal. I thought my missus caught something
but it just turned out to be a recurrence of her mad cow disease.
Yep, the Galligan’s is our weapon of choice. Fort Battle-Axe has been hammering that
baby for nearly 20 years and despite all my screaming, our racey stainless steel rig
hasn’t got a dent in it. All the callipers, ropes, pulleys, swings and counterweights are
just as good as the day Errol said ….”Just take it and go !”
Remember, very few exotic or domestic animals continue to bite a good quality steel !
Just don’t make my mistake. Ask Errol for the combination on the clamp locks and
NEVER believe ya’ missus when she says she’ll tell you at home !
Good luck with your choice.
SABRE.
p.s. Get yourself a good quality mouth guard. Clenching a block of wood is OK for a
while but I tend to choke on the splinters.
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:05 pm
