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Things that cant be done

PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:56 pm
by prowling panther
There are many things that we have not done and many things we have done:-

BUT.... what are the things that cant be done?

Can you....Milk Arrowroot biscuits?

Re: Things that cant be done

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:22 am
by dedja
get any action after 17 years of marriage ...

Re: Things that cant be done

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:27 am
by JK
Lick your elbow?

Re: Things that cant be done

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:37 am
by GWW
Fold a piece of paper over....umm 6 times?

Re: Things that cant be done

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:39 am
by prowling panther
sit on your own lap!

Re: Things that cant be done

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:52 am
by SABRE
Apparently, the correct placement of an apostrophe, when shortening the word cannot.
;)

Re: Things that cant be done

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:05 am
by Bully
GWW wrote:Fold a piece of paper over....umm 6 times?



the mythbusters proved you can fold paper more then six times, they did it 11 times, mind you the paper was as big as a air craft carrier hanger

Re: Things that cant be done

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:11 am
by Pseudo
Constance_Perm wrote:Lick your elbow?

Reading the above sentence without then giving it a try :lol:

Re: Things that cant be done

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:12 am
by Pseudo
SABRE wrote:Apparently, the correct placement of an apostrophe, when shortening the word cannot.
;)

You're saying it can't be done correctly?

Re: Things that cant be done

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:08 pm
by Johno6
Lose a grand final by 119 points.............oh hang on.

Re: Things that cant be done

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:17 pm
by aceman
Try kissing your own ring! Not the one on your finger but the one you sit on!

Re: Things that cant be done

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:45 pm
by Booney
- Cheer for Lleyton Hewitt

- Have a team "for all South Australians"

- Like anything about Geelong

Re: Things that cant be done

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:41 pm
by MW
Go a day without logging onto this website

Re: Things that cant be done

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:25 pm
by Dog_ger
Find an alien....?

Re: Things that cant be done

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:44 pm
by heater31
The dishes...............seriously

Re: Things that cant be done

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:19 pm
by smithy
Sneeze with your eyes open.

Re: Things that cant be done

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:09 pm
by Thiele
baracking for the Yoyos

Re: Things that cant be done

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:20 pm
by JK
Eat Taco's without breaking them and having the guts spill everywhere (if any special tips exist, they would be greatly appreciated)

Re: Things that cant be done

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:34 pm
by JAS
You can't tickle yourself

...although I believe very small people known as Neddles are easily tickled by others :lol: ;)

As for the taco's...either eat them only in the privacy of your own home, naked, sitting in the kitchen sink...same way you should eat a ripe mango ;) or change to tortilla's in public...much easier.

Regards
JAS

Re: Things that cant be done

PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:00 am
by Squawk
Barrack for Michael Phelps?

Listen to Anthony Mundine?

Vote for Wilson Tuckey?

Coach South Adelaide ?

Serve the PM a cold meal on a 20 minute flight from Canberra to Sydney?

Log on to adelaide now and expect to get any news updated?

Dislike Roger Federer?

Lose the Ashes?