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Thought I'd start a thread regarding embarrassing/silly things that happen to you!!

(sorry if it's been done before)


I just tried to log into my online Telstra account with 'A Mum' and wondered why it wasn't working !!!

That's a good one Ma

Geez, where would I start?

A few weeks back the Ash Man asked for the grippo before the B grade game, so I pulled what I thought was the tube out of my pocket and gave it to him.

It was actually my lip gloss

Luckily you didn't pull* the other long round thing FC......

Here's one I shared a while back on the Legs forum funnies thread...

That one reminds me of something that actually happened while I was in the RAF and I swear this is true. I was the JNCO in charge of the Technical Stores hangar and one of the things we stocked was packaging materials. One Friday afternoon an officer turned up on the scrounge. He was being posted overseas and wanted to take an electric organ (keyboard) with him so need some way to pack it.

Being a quiet day I said we'd help him out and see what we had in stock. As we walked down the legnth of the hangar I spotted on of my girlies at the far end of the building and without thinking called out as loudly as I could...'Frankie, can you help me find a box big enough for this officers organ' There were about a dozen other people in the hangar and the place erupted with laughter...don't know who was more embarassed...me or the poor officer. At least he saw the funny side...thank god.

Regards
JAS

The First time i tried to start my car when in drive

Then there was the time I asked a lady "When she was due" only to be told "I'm not pregnant"



I don't think I've ever repeated that question !!

At Uni I walked into a lecture room after it had started. I realised I was in the wrong room but was too embarrassed to walk out and let on I'd made a mistake after I had disturbed the lecture and everyone was looking at me.

So I sat down and thought I'd sit it out. Then I thought "this is stupid" and got up 2 minutes later and walked out to laughter behind me.

I made more of a scene by sitting down and getting up again then if I'd just turned around at the start.

A Mum wrote:Then there was the time I asked a lady "When she was due" only to be told "I'm not pregnant"



I don't think I've ever repeated that question !!

Reminds me of the time I questioned a young lad who was a checkout operator at a supermarket. His hair looked like it had been hacked at with clippers, bald patches everywhere, and I piped up as he was ringing through the last of the items "You pass out at a party or something buddy?" while motioning to my head, to which he replies "Nah, it's a scalp disease, the hair just falls out.".

I turned up to a cricket game and it was raining. We were waiting around to find out when or if we would be likely to start when one of my team mates asked "what games can we play while we wait?". Another bloke just says "what about some dwarf throwing". As he turned around he saw a local who happened to be a person who happened to be a small of stature person (not sure of the most correct term and i mean no offense). He still feels very bad about it but the guy that was there was very good about it and had a good laugh. Was very awkward at first but thankfully it wasn't taken badly by the guy and we all had a good laugh in the end. To be honest the person that ends up looking most stupid in those situations is inevitably the guy that says the stupid thing to start with and i reckon my mate learnt his lesson

How about starting a thread about embarrassing moments and incorrectly spelling the key word ?

Sorry 'A Mum', I just couldn't help myself with that one.
Of course, I'm a fine one to talk, Fort Battle-Axe says I embarrass her every time I open my gob !

Huh

I don't know what you're talking about SABRE



(All fixed now)

I work at the airport.

Not so long ago, a lady arrived in a wheelchair, being pushed by an airport worker.

She looked like a happy sort, so I jokingly asked her what her "excuse" was for being so "lazy".

Her reply was "I've got cystic fibrosis" ...to her credit, she had a laugh as she moved off.

I pulled out a large rock, crawled under it and stayed there the rest of the day.

Used to be a bloke at the airport who would put the call through on the radio....

"TJE, Gate 3, we have 1 TFL" or "TJE, Gate 5 we have 1 CFW"

TFL = Too ******* Lazy & CFW = Can't ******* Walk.

SJABC wrote:Used to be a bloke at the airport who would put the call through on the radio....

"TJE, Gate 3, we have 1 TFL" or "TJE, Gate 5 we have 1 CFW"

TFL = Too f****** Lazy & CFW = Can't f****** Walk.

that's a bit like the one doctors use on patients notes to warn hospitals etc that they're getting an extremely obese patient...

DTS = danger to shipping

Regards
JAS

Ooooops !!
Facebook Mishap

A Mum wrote:Ooooops !!
Facebook Mishap

he he, someone emailed that to me yesterday, what a classic!
I always remember I do have a couple of people from my work on my facebook friends as well as my kids and my mum so I'm very tame on there!

A Mum wrote:Ooooops !!
Facebook Mishap

Great stuff!
Anyone you know A Mum? Or is it one of those funny attachments doing the rounds at the moment?

LOL

No one I know...
Just an email I received

Wedgie wrote:

A Mum wrote:Ooooops !!
Facebook Mishap

he he, someone emailed that to me yesterday, what a classic!
I always remember I do have a couple of people from my work on my facebook friends as well as my kids and my mum so I'm very tame on there!

When I started reading that I thought yep, typical American eejit...then I saw it says 'P45'...yep typical British or Irish eejit

Regards
JAS

It is very funny ... but unfortunately not legal.