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It's so hot that....

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:06 pm
by Punk Rooster
trees are whistling for dogs
I turned the oven on to cool the kitchen down
Farmers Union are only making powdered Iced Coffee
the Sun has put in a claim for over-time

add your own (or others)....

Re: It's so hot that....

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:08 pm
by Dirko
my hard on melted......

Re: It's so hot that....

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:08 pm
by hearts on fire
you could fry an egg on the pavement. :roll: ;)

Re: It's so hot that....

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:54 pm
by Thiele
When walk outside it feels like you walk into the oven

Re: It's so hot that....

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:59 pm
by Punk Rooster
SJABC wrote:my hard on melted......

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Re: It's so hot that....

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:13 pm
by Choccies
It's so friggin hot I'm sweaty gravy....

Re: It's so hot that....

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:25 pm
by bayman
hearts on fire wrote:you could fry an egg on the pavement. :roll: ;)



hof, they actually tried it on tonights ch 10 news...it didn't fry ;)

Re: It's so hot that....

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:28 pm
by hearts on fire
bayman wrote:
hearts on fire wrote:you could fry an egg on the pavement. :roll: ;)



hof, they actually tried it on tonights ch 10 news...it didn't fry ;)

yes i saw that :lol: that guy looked like a knob :lol:

Re: It's so hot that....

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:29 pm
by Punk Rooster
bayman wrote:
hearts on fire wrote:you could fry an egg on the pavement. :roll: ;)



hof, they actually tried it on tonights ch 10 news...it didn't fry ;)

could probably fry it on those metal round man-hole covers

Re: It's so hot that....

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:31 pm
by smithy
I'm as dry as a vultures crotch

Re: It's so hot that....

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:18 pm
by westozfalcon
- Chooks are laying hard-boiled eggs

- You eat jalapenos to cool your mouth down

- The best parking spot is determined by shade, not distance

Re: It's so hot that....

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:03 pm
by mickey
People are fighting to sleep in the wet spot

Re: It's so hot that....

PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:30 am
by A Mum
Have to add a 'mum' one :)

The washing dries between the washing machine and the washing basket :D

Re: It's so hot that....

PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:37 am
by Q.
My windscreen cracked. Not kidding either.

Re: It's so hot that....

PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:52 am
by Booney
- the cows are giving up powdered milk

- the cat just came in and asked to get in the freezer

- I put a bowl of water out for the birds and one came in and asked for a tea bag

Re: It's so hot that....

PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:02 am
by Q.
I'm moving to Chinguetti :shock:

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Re: It's so hot that....

PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:10 am
by A Mum
It's so hot that....

It's 45 degrees in Victor Harbor !! :o

(That is unheard of)

Re: It's so hot that....

PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:26 am
by Big Phil
I hate being a rep, getting in and out of a hot car...

Re: It's so hot that....

PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:37 am
by Q.
Aww, c'mon, who deleted my stinkpalm post? Haven't you ever seen Mallrats :roll:

Re: It's so hot that....

PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:25 pm
by SABRE
.....Fred Nile thinks he's gone to hell ! :ymdevil: