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It's so hot that....

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Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:06 pm
by Punk Rooster
trees are whistling for dogs
I turned the oven on to cool the kitchen down
Farmers Union are only making powdered Iced Coffee
the Sun has put in a claim for over-time
add your own (or others)....
Re: It's so hot that....

Posted:
Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:08 pm
by Dirko
my hard on melted......
Re: It's so hot that....

Posted:
Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:08 pm
by hearts on fire
you could fry an egg on the pavement.

Re: It's so hot that....

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Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:54 pm
by Thiele
When walk outside it feels like you walk into the oven
Re: It's so hot that....

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Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:59 pm
by Punk Rooster
SJABC wrote:my hard on melted......

Re: It's so hot that....

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Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:13 pm
by Choccies
It's so friggin hot I'm sweaty gravy....
Re: It's so hot that....

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Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:25 pm
by bayman
hearts on fire wrote:you could fry an egg on the pavement.

hof, they actually tried it on tonights ch 10 news...it didn't fry

Re: It's so hot that....

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Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:28 pm
by hearts on fire
bayman wrote:hearts on fire wrote:you could fry an egg on the pavement.

hof, they actually tried it on tonights ch 10 news...it didn't fry

yes i saw that

that guy looked like a knob

Re: It's so hot that....

Posted:
Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:29 pm
by Punk Rooster
bayman wrote:hearts on fire wrote:you could fry an egg on the pavement.

hof, they actually tried it on tonights ch 10 news...it didn't fry

could probably fry it on those metal round man-hole covers
Re: It's so hot that....

Posted:
Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:31 pm
by smithy
I'm as dry as a vultures crotch
Re: It's so hot that....

Posted:
Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:18 pm
by westozfalcon
- Chooks are laying hard-boiled eggs
- You eat jalapenos to cool your mouth down
- The best parking spot is determined by shade, not distance
Re: It's so hot that....

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Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:03 pm
by mickey
People are fighting to sleep in the wet spot
Re: It's so hot that....

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Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:30 am
by A Mum
Have to add a 'mum' one
The washing dries between the washing machine and the washing basket

Re: It's so hot that....

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Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:37 am
by Q.
My windscreen cracked. Not kidding either.
Re: It's so hot that....

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Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:52 am
by Booney
- the cows are giving up powdered milk
- the cat just came in and asked to get in the freezer
- I put a bowl of water out for the birds and one came in and asked for a tea bag
Re: It's so hot that....

Posted:
Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:02 am
by Q.
I'm moving to Chinguetti

Re: It's so hot that....

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Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:10 am
by A Mum
It's so hot that....
It's 45 degrees in Victor Harbor !!
(That is unheard of)
Re: It's so hot that....

Posted:
Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:26 am
by Big Phil
I hate being a rep, getting in and out of a hot car...
Re: It's so hot that....

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Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:37 am
by Q.
Aww, c'mon, who deleted my stinkpalm post? Haven't you ever seen Mallrats

Re: It's so hot that....

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Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:25 pm
by SABRE
.....Fred Nile thinks he's gone to hell !
