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Chuck Norris' hate list

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:30 am
by Baron Greenback
The following is a list I have compiled over the past month of things I hate.
I felt compelled to share it with you all.
The list is in no particular order...

Effort
Strife
Wankers
Walking
Getting up
Alarm clocks
Work
Melbourne Cup
India
Chicks with dicks
Softball
Baseball
Mitchell Johnson
Terrorists
The force
Garlic
Not enough cheese
Mayo
Onions
Sauerkraut
VB
Druggies
Homos
Cobdogla
Nuts
Strippers
Cats
Liars
Ricky Olarenshaw
Neighbours
Tissue thieves
Heat
Balloons
Others
Old people
Sarah Palin
Wil Anderson
South Adelaide
Craig
Emma
Sundried tomatoes
Filthy little hobbits
Diarrhoea
Volleyball
Baz Luhrrman
People
Christmas
Craig's birthday
Hangovers
Donkey Kong
Jesus
Deirdre's mat
Cockroaches
Being tired
Hiccups
Clowns
Making lists
Sweating
Thinking
Typing
Computers

Tomatoes
Running
Tolerance
Incompetence
Split-stream piss

Re: Chuck Norris' hate list

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:37 am
by wycbloods
You have lots of hate in your life CN :D .

Re: Chuck Norris' hate list

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:42 am
by Dogwatcher
I notice Cobdogla comes after homos....

Re: Chuck Norris' hate list

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:49 am
by Baron Greenback
Like I said DW, in no particular order. Just as they come to mind ;)

Re: Chuck Norris' hate list

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:49 am
by Baron Greenback
wycbloods wrote:You have lots of hate in your life CN :D .


A lot of things piss Chuck off.

Re: Chuck Norris' hate list

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:52 am
by Dogwatcher
Could you provide some of the reasoning behind some of the hatred you're expressing....

Strippers?

I'm suprised asexuals didn't get on there as well :lol:

Re: Chuck Norris' hate list

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:00 am
by Baron Greenback
They charge too much DW.

Re: Chuck Norris' hate list

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:05 am
by Drop Bear
Must say my personal favourite was "Others" and also "People".
Classic

Re: Chuck Norris' hate list

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:12 am
by Baron Greenback
Both overrated. :lol:

Re: Chuck Norris' hate list

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:13 am
by JK
Chuck Norris wrote:They charge too much DW.


Yeah but on the odd occasion you get a lot more than you paid for

Re: Chuck Norris' hate list

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:18 am
by Baron Greenback
I'm yet to receive that, so until I do they stay on the list.

Re: Chuck Norris' hate list

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:23 am
by JK
Chuck Norris wrote:I'm yet to receive that, so until I do they stay on the list.


LMAO .. Fair call

Re: Chuck Norris' hate list

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:56 am
by Johno37
i think with the list u should give reasons with each list

Re: Chuck Norris' hate list

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:58 am
by Dirko
Johno37 wrote:i think with the list u should give reasons with each list


That's take's Effort. Effort was first on the list do now way will that happen........

Re: Chuck Norris' hate list

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:04 pm
by The Ash Man
I notice that "making lists" wasnt on there!! ;)

Re: Chuck Norris' hate list

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:28 pm
by Q.
Hatred stems from fear, Chuck. Don't be afraid, garlic is your friend.

Re: Chuck Norris' hate list

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:39 pm
by Drop Bear
What about clowns? I think you should hate clowns.

Re: Chuck Norris' hate list

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:13 pm
by Baron Greenback
I do hate arse clowns....you're right. Clowns should be on the list.

Re: Chuck Norris' hate list

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:15 pm
by Baron Greenback
The Ash Man wrote:I notice that "making lists" wasnt on there!! ;)


Good point!

Re: Chuck Norris' hate list

PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:16 pm
by Baron Greenback
SJABC wrote:
Johno37 wrote:i think with the list u should give reasons with each list


That's take's Effort. Effort was first on the list do now way will that happen........


Agreed. I'm sweating just thinking about doing it.