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Well guys (yes, girls are more than welcome to contribute to this) I need some ideas for a bucks show coming up in March next year any suggestions. Siily question I know but there's always a few classics around!

Good work MS.
I've got to organise one for March too, so would be great to hear some ideas.

Can't say this is particularly footy related ... I'll move it to the general thread.

fair call

Alcohol and Strippers.... does it really need to be asked ??

One idea is to have it 4 weeks before the wedding

that is the worst idea ever for a bucks show FC...

a good idea is to make the 'buck' in question have sex with another female.. so then all chaos breaks loose witht eh couple.. he wont get married and ruin his life and then everyone is happy....... eventually

We're thinking about doing Adelaide Cup and going from there. But no other ideas so far...

I know a bloke that organised a 'scavenger hunt' one saturday night in the city. They went in groups and had to complete as many tasks as possible until the deadline, all while still getting maggoted at pubs in between. I'll see if I can still find that list somewhere...

I had a buck's show about a month ago. We hired a couple of holiday houses for the weekend at Robe. It was an awesome weekend because you get up in the morning and get back on the cans. Much better than one night! The only problem we had was we couldn't get any strippers in the South East, plenty of hookers, but none of them would lower themselves to do a strip show!

Rules of the Scavenger hunt

1. Must have proof that task has been completed, Proof can be from digital camera, camera phone, video phone or hard proof.
2. Each task can only be completed once per car, except drinking challenges which can be done numerous times.
3. Don't half arse it. Do everything the way you think it should be done. Don't pretend for the camera. Don't be a soft cock.
4. Highlight every challenge on the list once completed so we can tally it up.
5. Give the Buck Hell
6. Try not to get arrested.




Scavenger Hunt List

Drinking tasks
1) Do a Jaeger bomb – 25pnts
2) Drink a double shot – 20pts (Whole team*) - 70pts
3) Shotgun a beer - 20pts (Whole Team*) - 70pts
4) Drink a "slippery nipple" - 20pts (Whole Team*) - 70pts
5) Do a "Lick, sip, suck" - 20pts (Whole Team*) - 70pts
6) Do a "mad dog" (same as above but squeeze lemon in eye take shot and snort
the salt) – 50pts (Whole Team*) – 200pts
7) Do an "Ashtray" 40pts (Whole Team*) – 150pts

Other tasks
Buy cheapest pair of women's underwear - 10pts
9) Have a moment of silence for Anna Nichole Smith - 10pts
10) Get woman to give you her bra - 50pts
11) Get woman to give you phone number - 20pts
12) Get a kiss from an anomous girl - 10pts (+10 for tongue)
13) Get a kiss from an anomous guy - 50pts (+50 for tongue)
14) Get a girl to show breasts (bra 20pts) (bare tits 40pts) (pic+20)
15) Make self vomit - 20pts
16) Piercing - 30pts
17) Do a "Man-gina" for the camera – 10pts
18) Wear your underwear on the outside like superman for the hunt – 20pts
19) Jump off building a like superman – 50pts
20) Picture of echidna - 5pts
21) Kiss a team mates butt – 10pts
22) Shake hands with midget - 10pts
23) Copy of Crocodile Dundie 3 - 50pts
24) Get a manicure - 20pts
25) Find a daisy - 5 pts
26) Get 3 names and dates of death from west tce cemetery - 20pts
27) Lick a guinea pig - 20pts
28) Collect some poo (animal 10pts) (human 20pts)
29) Lick a toilet seat - 20pts
30) Collect a road sign, bunting, flag, cone etc. - 20pts
31) Climb a pole to the top – 20pts
32) Snort some sugar - 10pts
33) Squeeze lemon in eye - 10pts
34) Get 5 different business cards from shops on rundle mall - 10pts
35) Go to open inspection and get proof - 10pts
36) Buy a tea cup from garage sale - 10pts
37) Kill Bindi Erwin (you win)
38) Go round a round about the wrong way - 10pts
39) Go round Britannia round about wrong way - 50pts
40) Survive said challenge – 100pts
41) Drink mawson lakes water - 10 pts
42) Drink west lakes water - 30pts
43) Photo with a cow - 10pts
44) Photo of road kill - 10pts
45) Name a movie forest Whitiker has appeared in – 10pts
46) Eat a Mc Flurry with pickles - 20pts
47) SMS Brad and give him shit for not coming (0417******) – 10pts
48) Scream "IM KING OF THE WORLD" on a boat – 20pts
49) Find a hat small enough for Paz's head - 5 pts
50) Acquire a garden gnome – 20pts
51) Leg wax - 30pts
52) Piss in public - 10pts
53) Squeeze someone elses pimple - 10pts
54) Find a street named Heath - 15pts
55) Get a high 5 from a kid - 10pts
56) Photo with Bradman - 10pts
57) Photo with pigs - 10pts
58) Lick some balls - 10pts
59) Dance with a busker - 10pts
60) Get a stranger to sign your arm - 10pts
61) Paint your finger nails - 5pts
62) Photo with tickle me elmo - 10pts
63) Photo with toysRus employee - 10pts
64) Photo with Ronald mc Donald - 10pts
65) Photo with police man/woman - 10pts
66) Do the birdy dance in rundle mall - 10pts
67) Get some beach sand - 10pts
68) Get a 3rd birthday card - 10pts
69) Donate money and get a gay wrist band - 10pts
70) Loose an item of clothing - 10pts
71) Eat a chilli - 10pts
72) Try the hot sauce you have to sign for at Mexican restaurant "BURP" 20pts
73) Drink Tabasco sauce - 20pts
74) Kick an Irish man - 20pts
75) Name a business next to heaths work - 10pts
76) Eat a raw egg - 20pts
77) Find a golf ball - 10pts
78) Get a people or picture magazine - 10pts
79) Get a R rated porn magazine (must contain the mystery "clitoris?") - 20pts
80) Foreign newspaper - 10pts
81) Hand full of wheat - 20pts
82) Find a fragrant/flavoured condom - 20pts
83) Find a hub cap - 10pts
84) Cheese burger wrapper - 10pts
85) Find a brick - 10pts
86) Eat a whole raw onion – 40pts
87) Sing jingle bells in public - 10pts
88) Snap a shit in a public toilet - 20pts
89) Moon a passing car - 10pts
90) Call an ex girlfriend and tell her she was lousy - 20pts
91) Try on a dress - 20pts
92) Put lipstick on - 10pts
93) Shave an X on your back - 10pts
94) Get on a bus - 5pts
95) Get off a bus - 5pts
96) Give team mate wedgie - 10pts (atomic 30pts)
97) Find something made from latex (besides a condom) - 10pts
98) Throw a tantrum in public - 10pts
99) Slap team mate in the face - 10pts
100) Draw a mostache on team mate - 10pts
101) Catch a bug - 10pts
102) Ask for a bandaid - 10pts
103) Bowl a bowling ball - 10pts
104) Kick a football - 10pts
105) Eat grass and say moo - 10pts
106) Sign up for a news letter - 10pts
107) Give stranger a hug - 20pts
108) Punch anyone with a "free hugs" sign - 50pts
109) Thumb wrestle a stranger - 10pts
110) Sing the old Gray mere with your pants around your ankles - 20pts
111) Quote Indiana jones - 10pts
112) Pump some iron - 10pts
113) Get a sticker of some sort - 10pts
114) Eat raw fish - 20pts
115) Get kicked out of somewhere - 10pts
116) Photo of a sporting ground - 10pts
117) Tell stranger about your yeast infection -10pts
118) Slam a solo down fast - 10pts
119) Digest something Russian - 10pts
120) Gamble and loose - 10pts
121) Streak at a local cricket game – 30pts
122) Ride in a trolley - 10pts
123) Do a jackass Trolly - 30pts
124) Find a slinky - 10pts
125) Picture of a ladies foot - 10pts
126) Get a photo of team in a shower - 20pts
127) Call a local radio station - 20pts
128) Photo of a lady on a billboard - 10pts
129) Eat wax – 10pts for candle 30pts for team mates ear wax
130) Do a nudie run - 20pts
131) Use a public phone to make a call to a rival team - 20pts
132) Run a lap of an oval - 20pts
133) Find an earthworm and eat it - 30 pts
134) Bring back some "hard refuse" from side of road - 20pts
135) Lick a mannequin's ass - 10pts.
136) Get kicked out of a store - 10pts
137) Hurt someone's feelings, then make them laugh - 20 pts.
138) Get an elderly person to flip the camera off - 10 pts
139) Expose yourself to a camera - 10 pts
140) Ask a bum for a smoke - 10pts
141) Phone a relative and swear at them - 5pts
142) Tell a sales person that "you never go ass to mouth" - 10 pts
143) Corkie a team mate - 10pts
144) Get a winning scratchie ticket - 10pts
145) Light a fart - 10pts
146) Poke an animal with a stick - 10pts
147) Give the guy with the keyboard some change - 20pts
148) Call a nerd "poindexter" - 5pts
149) Photo of an albino - 10pts
150) Eat a happy meal with animal pasta (fed to you by team mate) – 20pts


*Driver excluded from team drinking tasks

Organise a venue with the poker tables, one of the Adult Entertainment companies can provide Poker dealers and when the tourny is finished, the winner gets a little extra attention.

LOL ... Scrap that, I like Quichey's idea

Johno37 wrote:that is the worst idea ever for a bucks show FC...

a good idea is to make the 'buck' in question have sex with another female.. so then all chaos breaks loose witht eh couple.. he wont get married and ruin his life and then everyone is happy....... eventually

Eh?

If you read back through the thread, you'll find I haven't forwarded any ideas Johno....

On second thoughts, don't bother... you couldn't find anything unless it had tits on it.

Perhaps they should use those missing fake boobs to plaster all over mt lofty

Constance_Perm wrote:Organise a venue with the poker tables, one of the Adult Entertainment companies can provide Poker dealers and when the tourny is finished, the winner gets a little extra attention.

LOL ... Scrap that, I like Quichey's idea

He gets his drinks delivered to him?

Have been on a couple down at Glenelg with Temptation Sailing
http://www.dolphinboat.com.au/
Really good day out on the water
Topless waitresses and then a 'show' on the front of the boat

Just depends on when in March as weather could be an issue

Quichey some of those things are NOT worth enough points !!
lol

Great idea Quichey. We had the same thing in O Week at college. You've got a bloody long list.

On our list we had:

Bring a homeless person back to college;
swim the Torrens;
do the Rick Burge run(nude run from college, into the Blue and White Cafe on O'Connell St grab a straw and run back);
steal a bathtub from another college;
drink cask of goon between the group.

Had plenty of others, most backfired. Especially when cops were arresting people, our group brought chromers back to college for $5. Another group got their homeless guy to come back by getting him to drink the goon.

It would take a month to do most of those tasks.
Especially, for a mate to grow enough hair on his back to shave an X into it!

University students taking the piss out of homeless Derros. Fantastic. NOT.

regards,

REB

/high horse

My buck's show was on the river.
Boys bought a massive cage, hung it from a tree and put a fire underneath it.

Later in the night, the boys dragged the cage to the ground and poured pizza ingredients all over me.

Was a fun night.