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Fancy a name change???

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:25 pm
by JAS
Here's a fun bit of nonsense I got in my emails this morning...

We all need a little stress-reliever.
Have fun with the names of people you like.
(or hate)

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor....

Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:

a = snickle

b = doombah

c = goober

d = cheesey

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = dumbo

h = farcus

i = dorky

j = doofus

k = funky

l = boobie

m = sleezy

n = sloopy

o = fluffy

p = stinky

q = slimy

r = dorfus

s = snooty

t = tootsie

u = dipsy

v = sneezy

w = liver

x = skippy

y = dinky

z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin

b = feather

c = batty

d = burger

e = chicken

f = barffy

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = **** (oooops didn't notice it asterisked this one :? I don't think it's rude, on the email it's f.a.r.k.l.e )

j = monkey

k = flippin

l = fricken

m = bubble

n = rhino

o = potty

p = hamster

q = buckle

r = gizzard

s = lickin

t = snickle

u = chuckle

v = pickle

w = hubble

x = dingle

y = gorilla
z = girdl e

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt

b = boob

c = face

d = nose

e = hump

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = head

l = tush

m = chunks

n = dunkin

o = brains

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = doodle

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = frack

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = hiney

z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.

Hope this puts more laughter in your day !

Regards
Goober Battyshorts :lol:

Re: Fancy a name change???

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:30 pm
by norm11
Boobie Chuckletoosh for me

Re: Fancy a name change???

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:31 pm
by smac
Dipsy Dippin. :lol:

Re: Fancy a name change???

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:40 pm
by JK
Snooty Chickendunkin

Re: Fancy a name change???

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:00 pm
by JK
The missus is Boobie F***tush

Re: Fancy a name change???

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:21 pm
by redandblack
Hello from Crusty DippinDoodle :D

Re: Fancy a name change???

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:30 pm
by LBT
Funky Gorilla tush

Re: Fancy a name change???

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:30 pm
by Dirko
My surname's Ng so I can't so it..... :wink:

Re: Fancy a name change???

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:57 pm
by godoubleblues
gday all from Dorfus Chucklepants
the missus is Dorky
daughter is Goober
son is Snickle

Re: Fancy a name change???

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:59 pm
by A Mum
:shock: :shock:

I think I'll stick to my old name thanks JAS...

I don't fancy being known as...
Dorfus wafflelips

:shock:

:lol:

Re: Fancy a name change???

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:37 pm
by Pseudo
G'day from Crusty Chickenbutt and Goober F.a.r.kleface (Mrs Pseudo) :lol:

Re: Fancy a name change???

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:50 pm
by JAS
SJABC wrote:My surname's Ng so I can't so it..... :wink:


Oh no you don't...you can't escape...just use those two letters instead...I think that makes you Crusty Rhinopants :lol: :lol: :lol:

Regards
JAS

Re: Fancy a name change???

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:01 pm
by Dirko
Crusty F.a.r.k.lefanny

That name actually reminds me of a girl I once knew :lol:

Re: Fancy a name change???

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:11 pm
by MightyEagles
Sleezy Dippinduckin

Re: Fancy a name change???

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:36 pm
by Pag
Snickle Dippinpants

Re: Fancy a name change???

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:42 pm
by SABRE
Without any shadow of doubt, the person who sent this outrageous nonsense to JAS
is a retarded buffoon of the first order, & guilty of creating a monster !
:oops:
Kevin Rudd is ......Sneezy Chucklenose
But unlike the federal election he can't beat John Howard...

........FARCUS POTTYSQUIRT :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cheers,
Crusty Dippinhiney

Re: Fancy a name change???

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:50 pm
by JAS
SABRE wrote:Without any shadow of doubt, the person who sent this outrageous nonsense to JAS
is a retarded buffon of the first order, & guilty of creating a monster !
:oops:
Kevin Rudd is ......Sneezy Chucklenose
But unlike the federal election he can't beat John Howard...
:lol:

Cheers,
Crusty Dippinhiney


Indeed he is :lol: :lol: :lol:

Great minds think alike...I was just working out some famous names too...oh how different history might have been...

Saddam ...Cheesey Chucklefanny
Hitler...Fluffy F.a.r.klesniffer
Tony Blair...Sloopy Frickenbutt
Arnie..Sloopy Battyshorts (no relation :wink: )
Cornsey...Snickle Pottydoodle
KG...Sloopy Chuckledunkin
Michael Rann...Goober Dippindunkin
Winston Churchill...Sloopy Wafflesprinkles
Russel Crowe...Snooty Gizzardbrains

Regards
JAS

Re: Fancy a name change???

PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 1:41 am
by longtimewaiting_2
sneezy chucklenose

Re: Fancy a name change???

PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:34 am
by rogernumber10
tootsie chickenbutt

Re: Fancy a name change???

PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:07 am
by magpie in the 80's
tootsie featherface