SA Footy

Sure, we already have the wheel, but hell, there's still plenty of things I hav conjured up that would improve the quality of life to some extent.
I'm sure others out there have similar ideas. So chuck em on here, if you're not too worried that someone will steal your idea.

I'll kick it off with my "disposable undies" concept.
I've been told these exist to some extent, but I haven't seen them in a retail capacity.
My concept is to bulk make underwear which is just thin cotton and a bit of elastic, nice and cheap, that is used for things like camping etc.
Take a pack of 7 for seven days in the bush, say each pair costs 10c to make, sell for 40c a pair, BANG! Market!

Comments, other ideas?

How's this one ... Toothpaste that doesn't make juice taste like shit?

You HAVE to brush your teeth in the morning, but if you mess up and brush your teeth BEFORE you drink juice, you're ******.

ANSWER: Toothpaste that doesn't mess with juice. Something that still cleans and smells ok, but doesn't destroy the flavour of everything you eat after!

Genius.

You are a genius SS.
I nearly had that problem this morning, before I thought better of it.

Key or wallett pager.

Ever leave your keys/wallett somewhere in your house but can never find them? Assign them a key or wallett pager. It's a little clip that simply fits on your keys or in your wallett. Activate it by calling it's own number from your phone.

There's minor hurdles to handle, but shit it would have saved me some time.

silicone skyline wrote:Key or wallett pager.

Ever leave your keys/wallett somewhere in your house but can never find them? Assign them a key or wallett pager. It's a little clip that simply fits on your keys or in your wallett. Activate it by calling it's own number from your phone.

There's minor hurdles to handle, but s***t it would have saved me some time.

Now that is a brilliant idea !!!

Get a patent on that one SS

Spring loaded gutters?

An alcoholic beverage with Aspirin or Berocca as an ingredient?

silicone skyline wrote:Key or wallett pager.

Ever leave your keys/wallett somewhere in your house but can never find them? Assign them a key or wallett pager. It's a little clip that simply fits on your keys or in your wallett. Activate it by calling it's own number from your phone.

There's minor hurdles to handle, but s***t it would have saved me some time.

my dh also had this problem, until we developed a new habit of hanging the keys on the key hook behind the front door every time we come inside.. problem now solvered - we no longer have that hunt around when time least permits...

silicone skyline wrote:Key or wallett pager.

Ever leave your keys/wallett somewhere in your house but can never find them? Assign them a key or wallett pager. It's a little clip that simply fits on your keys or in your wallett. Activate it by calling it's own number from your phone.

There's minor hurdles to handle, but s***t it would have saved me some time.

My dad had something similar to this years ago in a keyring that beeped when you whistled.

silicone skyline wrote:Key or wallett pager.

Ever leave your keys/wallett somewhere in your house but can never find them? Assign them a key or wallett pager. It's a little clip that simply fits on your keys or in your wallett. Activate it by calling it's own number from your phone.

There's minor hurdles to handle, but s***t it would have saved me some time.

That wouldn't work for me...I alway lose my phone

A 'STFU' gun. When pointed at the offending TV commercial or Reality TV idiot it erases the master tape. It causes that annoying tv commentator to STFU. Pointed at the bar bore it causes a white hot bolt of pain into the left knacker.

Build a STFU gun and the world will beat a path to your door. And if they piss you off you can shoot em.

regards,

REB

Medical tests available within hours, not days or weeks, esp for cancer, take away lot of anxious moments for patients and their families

Brains for Crows supporters.

silicone skyline wrote:I'll kick it off with my "disposable undies" concept.
I've been told these exist to some extent, but I haven't seen them in a retail capacity.
My concept is to bulk make underwear which is just thin cotton and a bit of elastic, nice and cheap, that is used for things like camping etc.
Take a pack of 7 for seven days in the bush, say each pair costs 10c to make, sell for 40c a pair, BANG! Market!

Comments, other ideas?

Sorry SS these have been around for years...mum used to buy them for us to take on camping holidays as kids back in the 60's/70's...this is a Yank site but I assume it's the sort of thing you mean...

http://www.launderfree.com/index.html

I'll have to have a think about a serious invention I'd like to see but in the meantime I'd like a system that gives drivers an electric shock everytime they are inconsiderate to other drivers and pedestrians...like not bothering to indicate or deliberatly driving through puddles and soaking people etc.

Regards
JAS

silicone skyline wrote:I'll kick it off with my "disposable undies" concept.
I've been told these exist to some extent, but I haven't seen them in a retail capacity.
My concept is to bulk make underwear which is just thin cotton and a bit of elastic, nice and cheap, that is used for things like camping etc.
Take a pack of 7 for seven days in the bush, say each pair costs 10c to make, sell for 40c a pair, BANG! Market!

These undies are designed to be worn once only:
http://www.dirtyweekendshop.com.au/edib ... p-142.html

Manners for teenagers using public transport.

Hangover-free alcohol

JAS wrote:

silicone skyline wrote:I'll kick it off with my "disposable undies" concept.
I've been told these exist to some extent, but I haven't seen them in a retail capacity.
My concept is to bulk make underwear which is just thin cotton and a bit of elastic, nice and cheap, that is used for things like camping etc.
Take a pack of 7 for seven days in the bush, say each pair costs 10c to make, sell for 40c a pair, BANG! Market!

Comments, other ideas?

Sorry SS these have been around for years...mum used to buy them for us to take on camping holidays as kids back in the 60's/70's...this is a Yank site but I assume it's the sort of thing you mean...

http://www.launderfree.com/index.html

I'll have to have a think about a serious invention I'd like to see but in the meantime I'd like a system that gives drivers an electric shock everytime they are inconsiderate to other drivers and pedestrians...like not bothering to indicate or deliberatly driving through puddles and soaking people etc.

Regards
JAS

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cheers for that anyway

Squawk wrote:Manners for teenagers using public transport.

That belongs in the "whatever happened to" thread. Once upon a time kids got fined if they didnt stand up for the elderly etc... bloody PC is to blame..

"Off" buttons to be fitted to women.

Booney wrote:"Off" buttons to be fitted to women.

"On" buttons to be fitted to men



Edit
And "Listening" buttons to be fitted to men

can we invent a woman thats not a nightmare and a headf*ck....