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http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/s ... 95,00.html

I claim shenanigans. "Honest injun doc, I didn't stuff the fish up there... it SWAM there ALL BY ITSELF"

OMFG where to start with this. seriously taking a fish with you to take a piss, who is gonna believe that

He was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma.

The boy or the fish?

I once heard about a creature called the "parasitic dick fish". It's sole purpose in life is to apparently swim up an animal's penis and set up house in its bladder. It also had lots of fins that are streamlined close to its body before the trip up the golden fountain, but then spring out in a fan shape once it gets inside the plumbing. The fins have sharp tips so it is almost impossible to get out once inside. It was said to have been attracted by urine and is so tiny that it is very hard to see. "Be careful taking a leak while swimming in a tropical river!" I was told by the drunken university student who related the story.

Pseudo wrote:

therisingblues wrote:I once heard about a creature called the "parasitic dick fish".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

That sounds like the critter!
Gee my memory was not too far out, it has been a long time since I heard that story.
I am just wondering if maybe the guy that told me the story was the same bloke who made the Wiki entry? Bloody nasty piece of work if true.